|21 Dec 2002, 05:40 PM||#1 (permalink)|
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Happy Holidays-wrestling Style!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS - WRESTLING STYLE
by Georgiann Makropoulos 12/20/2002
Happy Holidays-Wrestling Style By Sure Shot Scott
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, in Twenty-Oh-Two
When ratings were down, and attendance just blew.
The year began with only one champ,
As Chris Jericho joined the World Title camp.
Vince brought back a formidable foe,
A trio of cutthroats, the n.W.o.
Hulk wrestled The Rock, for “the best of all time”.
Hulkamania had aged, like the finest of wine.
Triple H ascended to the top of his Game,
Undertaker and Hogan had both done the same.
“Undisputed” a word that became such a crock,
One belt handed to Helmsley, one handed to Brock.
I would be remiss, if I did not mention,
A confusing issue: the new brand extension.
A business thrives with some competition,
But when your foe is yourself, its just repetition.
Now Tag Team partners attempted to wed,
And wrestlers are shown having sex with the dead.
It’s not the athletics or talents that wane,
It’s the ridiculous plotlines that drive me insane.
Shawn Michaels is champ, so is Paul Wight,
If only the writers recall how to write.
Vince, it’s the fans you have to impress,
Not three second headlines, and negative press.
If these plotlines aren’t for you,
On Wednesday switch to your pay-per-view.
The action is great, but the storylines tired,
And the staff is chock full with guys Vince has just fired.
NWA’s TV return was an excellent decision,
But so much better is the new X-Division.
Styles and Red and Jerry Lynn flying higher,
Performing maneuvers and highspots so dire.
Syxx Pac, Jarrett, Roaddogg, Scott Hall,
And the menacing Malice, formerly Wall.
It may not be “Perfect” (nor now is Hennig)
But Vince’s monopoly is hopefully ending.
In Philly, ain’t Brock who’s the Next Biggest Thing,
It’s a promotion where Honor has a place in the ring.
Where wrestlers move like Bob F’N Fosse,
And booed out the building: Insane Clown Posse.
In Pottstown, PA, a Federation Premier,
Where high impact action, is something held dear.
In Jersey, Phoenix brought the Russ Haas Tag Cup,
Raising the standards of Indy shows up.
Jersey All Pro once thought: “Better with Blood”,
But great wrestling now replaces that crud.
Blue Meanie leads another great faction,
Where legends and stars see hardcore type action.
Samoan Afa presents compelling TV,
With stars of the future and WWE.
Should you be angry to be left of the list,
It’s quite unintentional that you would be missed.
For wrestling, a game once called “Human Chess”,
In my book, boys, you are ALL the best.
So whether you promote, ref or tickets you sell,
Set up the ring, or in it raise hell,
Whether fans heckle your butt or give you a cheer,
Have a Great Holiday boys, and Happy New Year.
(When the poem was sent to me BY Sure Shot Scott, Shawn and Wight were still the champs of course that has changed now. But I loved the poem, and wanted to share it with you.)
If ya SMEEELLLLLLLL what THE ROCK.... whoa whoa whoa whao! this isn't karaoke night! u do not sing along with THE ROCK! THE ROCK is the only and THE ROCK MEANS ONLY ONE that says this u mother canuckers!! IS COOKING!
^^Raven's House Of Clockwork Orange^^
|22 Dec 2002, 12:21 PM||#3 (permalink)|
You WILL Be Regulated....
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Although NWA is forever gonna be a minor league company, and all that indy crap was pretty boring to me, the poem was still clever. I liked it.
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