ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum

Go Back   ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum > Wrestling > World Wrestling Entertainment

World Wrestling Entertainment Come here to discuss anything about World Wrestling Entertainment.

Signs on wrestling's shows...
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 31 Aug 2002, 11:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
What about that smuge?
 
rabid256's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Quebec, Canada
Posts: 250
Rep Power: 17
rabid256 is on a distinguished road
Send a message via AIM to rabid256
Default Signs on wrestling's shows...

Post some cool or funny signs you saw on tv...

I found a list on the web to share with you guys :

"6 best things in wrestling: Terri, Sable, & Debra"
"I hope you didn't pay to see this crap"
"This was a waste of money"
"Dwayne Gill Fan Club: Population = 1"
"I saw K-Dawg at Taco Bell"
"What does everybody want? Head...from Sable, Terri, Tammy, Francine etc"
"Eric gets high off of Hogans spray-on tan"
"Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic"
"Scott Steiner is to Steroids, as Hollywood Hogan is to Viagara"
"I'm taping RAW!"
"Stop smoking that stuff a] Hawk b] Scott Hall c] Eric Bischoff"
"HAHA I'M HERE AND YOU'RE NOT"
"If you can read this send $5.00 to my house"
"I WANT HEAD'S AUTOGRAPH"
"Karl Malone clotheslines like a girl"
"NBC gave me this sign at the entrance"
"Van Hammer smokes weed"
"Nitro = Nothing Interesting Turn Raw On"
"I wish I was at RAW"- seen during Nitro
"Mark"- with arrows pointing in every direction
"El Dandy = Ratings"
"CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS"
"THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"
"LODI STOLE MY SIGN"
"Chyna You're The Man!"
"WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!"
"Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!"
"YOUR AD HERE"
"REDNECKS 4 LIFE"
"What about me? What about my sign?"
"Viva El Dandy"
"DDP bangs guys"
"I hate signs"
"El Dandy 4-life"
"Survey Says Nitro Sucks"
"Val uses Viagra"
"Hey Sable s*ck it!"
"Sable 4:69"
"Will work for Head"
"Dusty Rhodes Fears Jenny Craig"
"I'd rather be in Sable"
"STOP THIEF, BILLY STOLE MY ASS"
"The Rock Says: It's time for a face change"
"Hey Godfather, Voodoo wasn't easy either!"
"Who is this guy?"
"DDP the hippies champ!"
"Hey Road Dogg, what's with the N'Sync haircut?"
"Keep the camera pointed on me! You're not missing anything in the ring anyways"(at WCW saturday)
"Everyone hide! Bass wants ass!"
"The Broods blood supply = PMS and their constant period"
"Konnan, get near my salad and I'll shove a crouton up your ass"
"Malenko Vs. El Dandy = Eyes of Ice Vs. Hair of Lice"
"Kane uses an anal vibrator to speak"
"somebody vomitted in my seat"
"Vince give me a gimmick!"
"Im the original founder of greenwich posse"
"HHH=Hunter Hates Ho's"('Cause he's gay!)
Is it just me,or does Bob Holly look like a mutated chipmunk on steroids?
"Wake me up when ths match is over"
"I sold my sister to be here!!"
"Another Rest Hold?!"
"Nitro 10:00, When Is This Crap Over?"
"Nichole Bass is my father"
"Hak needs a beer"
"Hey Macho snap into some hair plugs.
"Now Were Old"
"stupid signs suck"
"Free kittens"
"Hey Chyna, will you be my daddy?"
"Teddy Long fears peanuts"
"this sign is g-rated"
"WCW Skits= Ratings (For RAW)"
"...Enter Pete Rose"(Kane came out)
"Does your nose detect the meal that i am preparing?"
"my grandpa wrestle's for WCW"
"Chyna is twice the man Shane is"
"Debra my implants are leaking!"
"HEY EVERY ONE IN THE NOSE BLEED SECTION: I'VE GOT FLOOR SEATS, AND YOU DON'T!"
"Chyna would take the hoes"
"CONSTIPATION 3:16...LET ME HEAR YA SAY, POOPIN AINT EASY!"
"PAUL BEARER SOUNDS LIKE HE GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS!!"
"Hey Kidman Your Name is and Oxymoron!"
"M.O.D.squad = Ministry Of Darkness"
"Two Words: new phrase"
"Hey K-Dogg,oil of olay"
"I was in the bathroom, what did i miss?"
"Hanson 3:16 says I have the brass to kick Marilyn Manson's Ass"
"Poltergeist kicked ass"
"WCW fears Youth"
"Stevie Ray likes slapping jack"
"Hey WCW, Where's WHISPER???"
"DDP Bangs Diamonds"
"aldo montoya was just incredible in that match"
"mr. socko ate george"
"Hey Boss Man - How's it hanging?"
"Just a jobber"
"Hey Hall you've been smoking my weed"
"We want Head but Head wants a body"
"Head needs AA"
"GOLDBERG: I CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH!!!"
"There's a Nitro Party IN MY PANTS!!!"
"I'm Blocking Someones View"
"Hogan Rides a Honda!"
"KANE IS MY DENTIST"
"When you hear the glass, its Vince's Ass"
"Flair's titties jiggle
"I want my mommy"
"The guy behind me can't see"
"Nitro Girls give me wood"--read it in Penthouse...
"Hey Nitro, how much for your women?"
"Giant needs bigger panties"
"I'm holding this sign to piss off the people behind me..."
"Mizark is the Shiznit!"
"Hey! This isn't live! It's prerecorded!"
"Sign"
"Baked Potato"
"TAZ - 3 LETTERS, 1 MAN, 4 FEET"
"Goldberg fears phonics"
"BUFF IS FLUFF
"CHYNA HAS A NICE ASS FOR A GUY"
"Fear the jiggler"
"Roids shrinks nuts"
"DDP is Cartman's dad"
"Hogan's Bald"
"GODFATHER=the people's pimp"
"GIANT IS THE REAL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP"
"Nitro cooks RAW"
"WHERE IS THE YETI?"
"I fear Luna's head"
"Vince McMahon Fan Club (Pop. 3 including his family)"
"Got Steroids?"
"Hey LOD. Old gimmicks don't die. They just get new tights!!!"
"Bret put the rogaine on his balls"
"Hall likes Goldberg's granny"
"I'm sorry I puked on you, it'll never, EVER happen again."
"TRIPLE H USES PREPERATION H"
"CHYNA, SHOW ME YOUR PECKS!!"
"I EAT PEOPLE"
"I've Eaten in Chyna!"
"Sable , need a hand?"
"WCW Monday Nyquil, may cause drowsiness"
"Can I be next?"
"C'mon, he deserves a push....off a ROOFTOP!"
"HHH, WHEN YOU AND CHYNA GET SILLY, WHO'S GOT THE WILLY?
"McMahon fears my Mom on p.m.s."
"Sting needs a haircut"
"Droz has hardcore hair"
"Don't tell my wife I'm here"
"HARDCORE SIGN"
"Finer then Stiner"
"HHH: Hunter Humps Hillbillies"
"X-Pac smokes ass"
"Goldberg spears ASS!!"
"Get Naked"
"I hate G rated sports entertainment"
"Jerry Springer owns the WWF"
"Austin raise up the peoples finger"
"WCW might not have talent, but they have the BEST jobbers in wrestling"
"A SOCK IS OVER?"
"Wolfpac has fleas!"
"Super Calo's my twin"
"Disciple is Hogan's Viagra"
"Goldberg is my rabbi"
"Chyna: Choppie Choppie Pee Pee"
"We've been drinking since 3:16"
"What About My Needs?" (with arrow pointing down)
"I bet Vincent Interferes"
"Ron Jeremy Rules"
"I want to drink with Dillinger"
"I want to drink with Pinzer"
"Your name here"
"El Dandy = Ratings"
"I have more signs than Lodi"
"Wrestling is neato"
"Why all the signs?"
"I didn't pay for this"
"I'm Leno's personal trainer"
"Kane DDS"
"DDP gives Kimberly the BANG!"
"Malenko fears smiling"
"I smell ratings"
"The Rock is cookin' nuggets"
"Sable's love Child"
"Here Lizard, Lizard, Lizard"
"Pepe is Head's brother"
"McMahon fears HEAD"
"Funk Funked my Grandma"
"JR's a pirate"
"Chyna's Slaughter's son"
"Mankind lives in my closet"
"Nash's mom drives a pickle wagon"
"Bret's Uncle Eric's lover"
"I love Outback Jack"
"Styles clothes don't fit him"
"Joey Styles is Bud Bundy"
"If Paul's the father, Chyna must be the mother"
"Ric Flair has Saggy titties"
"Champ-Goldberg #1c-Horowitz"
"Pour Beer Here"
"Stone Cold, throw me a beer"
"Golga has cheese-doodles in his mask"
"Hogan's wife demands viagra"
"King Mabel fears Jenny Craig"
"Here Eddy, Eddy,Eddy"
"Raven and Jericho Cry-babys-r-us"
"Scott Hall is the new poster boy at Betty Ford Clinic"
"Only 2 people are watching this crap (On WCW Pro)"
"EDDY GUERRERO IS MY GARDENER!!!"
"RAGEDY ROWDY PIPER"
"FLAIR OWES JESUS $20"
"WWF: We Want Fans"
"ECW: EXTREMELY CHEAP WRESTLING"
"D.D.P. HAS NO G.E.D."
"HEY KIMBERLY, 68 AND I OWE YOU 1"
"MIKE TENAY: WHO'S YOUR DADDY"
"KIMBERLY, LIKE YOUR DIAMOND KUTTERS"
"D-X-FILES, FIGHT THE NATION"
"VINCE BLOWS GOATS"
"WE GOT IN THROUGHT THE AIR VENT'S"
"HOW THE HELL DID I GET IN HERE?"
"WE WANT BETTER SEATS"
"WHERE'S WALDO?"
"TYSON THWEE THIXTEEN"
"MIKE TENAY'S ILLEGITAMITE CHILD"
"YOKOZUNA DID A BIG MISTAKE"
"911 - CHOKESLAM APTER!"
"APPLAUSE"
"Hey Chavo- I choppy choppy your Pepe"
"Put the Wolfpack to Sleep"
"The real Lodi"
"Mark 3:16"
"Where is Dudleyville?"
"HEAD WORLD ORDER"
"I'm taping nitro"
"Nation of Penetration"
"Booger T"
"I jobbed to Goldberg."
"Sable has won a free tounge bath!
"Pointless sign"
"Hey Rock, Do You Smell What My Grandma is Cooking?"
"Forget Sable I'd rather be in Chyna"
"Hey wait a second this isn't RAW!"
"Scott Hall stole my beer!!"
"Public Pie is Hairy"
"This is WCW? I thought it was an old WWF card"
"PLEASE RETIRE"
"Nice job you guys"
"Sandman 3:16, i'll sell my family for a beer"
"NWO--No talent Wrestling Organization"
"Edge steals moves"
"I WET MYSELF!"
"Buff's Mom is the stuff"
"OTHER CHANNEL JACKASS!" (Held up at Nitro
"CLINTON HAD TWO WORDS FOR MONICA...
"Hey Elizabeth, Got Cigars?"
"SHOW US YOUR TITS!"
"Getting Oldberg
"Hogan Made wrestling... Boring"
"Beer Is Good"
"QUIT LOOKING AT ME CAMERAMAN"
"Sable ain't got no booty"
"Hey AL! Can I have head?"
"Val Venis had my mom!!"
"Mark Henry has bosoms"
"Old Wwf Nuscence"
"chavo is my favoirte wrestler,next to 100 other guys"
"head is val venis body double"
"We want Scott Alco-Hall"
"Double J -- Jeff Jobber"
"Cornette fears bananas"
"When you hear the breaking glass, you will see a bald-headed ass!!!"
"Push edge over the edge of a cliff"
"I wish I was at RAW"- seen during Nitro
"Shut up and wrestle"
"IGNORE ME"
"STEINER WAS IN HOLLYWOOD (HOGAN)"
"Stone Cold Big Johnson"
"WE ARE MARKS"
"I'M IN THE FRONT ROW AND YOU'RE NOT"
"Chavo is the poster boy for ritalin"
"Barry Darsow repoed my car!"
"I AM KENNETH STARR'S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD"
rabid256 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 31 Aug 2002, 11:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
Go shawty...
 
G-Unit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: LONG BEACH
Posts: 1,084
Rep Power: 18
G-Unit is on a distinguished road
Default

wow, thats a lot of signs
__________________


go shawty, its yo birthday, we gon' party like its yo birthday, we gon' sip Bacardi like its yo birthday, and you know we dont give a fuck its not yo birthday!

G-Unit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01 Sep 2002, 01:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
Seeing the world explode
 
Max Cannon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Nova Scotia
Posts: 1,807
Rep Power: 18
Max Cannon is on a distinguished road
Send a message via AIM to Max Cannon
Default

"Test still works here"
Max Cannon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01 Sep 2002, 02:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"Eddie Guerro The dirtiest Mullet in the Game"
  Reply With Quote
Old 01 Sep 2002, 04:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I've always been a fan of:

"The peoples Mullet"

and

"Toothless Aggression"

that is all.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01 Sep 2002, 06:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
You WILL Be Regulated....
 
Mr. Marbles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Where rhythm's life, and life is rhythm
Posts: 8,988
Rep Power: 53
Mr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-ableMr. Marbles is totally BABLAM-able
Default

1.) There was a thread just like this going in the pw forums.
2.) I can't even READ all that crap. How the hell did you type it?
3.) Other good ones:


JEFF HARDY ON THE MICROPHONE = BETTER RATINGS FOR ALLY McBEAL


NWO=NASTY, WRINKLES, OLD


BISCHOFF, SUBWAY IS HIRING (Shown during the final Nitro)


FOZZY PLAYED MY PROM

ONLY 863 DAYS UNTIL THE OLSON TWINS ARE LEGAL
__________________
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. McMahon
Marbles is what all you wannabees want to be. he is who you think about when you touch yoursleves at night. He is the person you think about everyone someone says, "what do you want to be when you grow up?" Hes the person your girlfriend thinks about when youre inside her, and hes the one your parents really wanted. His dick is the one your dick looks up to. He is the marbleous one. The one that YOU ALL WANT TO BE
Mr. Marbles is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01 Sep 2002, 07:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
kaneiac
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Marbles


ONLY 863 DAYS UNTIL THE OLSON TWINS ARE LEGAL
damn its that long!?!?
  Reply With Quote
Old 01 Sep 2002, 11:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
Go shawty...
 
G-Unit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: LONG BEACH
Posts: 1,084
Rep Power: 18
G-Unit is on a distinguished road
Default

Rikishi stole my taco

Forget Iraq, Invade Canada (i was like, whoa)

and i think i'm tied of those Y2Jackass signs. those are getting lame
__________________


go shawty, its yo birthday, we gon' party like its yo birthday, we gon' sip Bacardi like its yo birthday, and you know we dont give a fuck its not yo birthday!

G-Unit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01 Sep 2002, 12:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
'tin Man
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

so many signs, fucking hell
  Reply With Quote
Old 01 Sep 2002, 01:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
Married to a Wiccan
 
Taker&Flair fan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: With a Psycho, Wiccian Bitch
Posts: 328
Rep Power: 17
Taker&Flair fan is on a distinguished road
Default

Taco Eddie

Brock Lesner ate my family

Latino lawncare 1-888-mullet
__________________

Hell is other People - Sartre

Taker&Flair fan is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Exposed! Pro Wrestling's Greatest Secrets twitchyx General Wrestling 6 02 Jun 2007 10:02 PM
*news* AM Raw, Wrestling's return to saturday mornings? Forgotten Sin General Wrestling 6 18 Sep 2005 12:35 AM
Lineup for USA championship wrestling's August 15th show.... The_One General Wrestling 2 29 Jul 2003 10:06 PM
Tennesse Mountain Wrestling's latest results.. The_One General Wrestling 2 28 Jul 2003 07:28 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:18 AM.

Attribution:
Powered by Yahoo Answers



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2 © 2011, Crawlability, Inc.