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Old 17 Nov 2002, 10:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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1.) Fire RVD. He's useless.

2.) Fire Booker T. Same reason.

3.) Bring back Stone Cold.

4.) Quit recessitating old stables like the nWo, DX, Four Horsemen, and Canadian foreigner-Hart Foundation rip offs. Experiment with NEW ideas for stables.

5.) Bring back Hogan.

6.) Drag The Rock's lazy ass off the movie set and hurl him back in the ring.

7.) Work things out with Bret Hart and give him one last good run with the title.

8.) Keep going with the Brand Extension. Give each brand their own PPV's.

9.) Arrange a plot to have Goldberg assasinated. He might still find his way to the WWE someday. Vince has to watch out and make sure that never happens.

10.) Fire Lawler and replace him with Heyman.

11.) Make Stephanie the sole booker of both shows, no interference.

12.) Give HHH more TV time. He deserves it.

13.) Make sure Stacy Keibler wears a lot of clothes ALL the time. She's disgusting. She chases away viewers every Monday. Might as well bring back Mae Young, for christ sake.

14.) Less necrophilia and less lesbians. Have more storylines involving alien abduction and sex with children.

15.) Have Kurt Angle defeat Brock at Wrestlemania for the world title.

16.) Give the XFL another chance.

17.) Bring back Vince Russo as an on-camera heel. After the fans get sick of him within a week, stick him in a Blue Blazer costume and drop him from the rafters. Buyrates would soar.

18.) Bring in Toby Maguire as a special celebrity guest. Stick him in a PPV match against Rey Mysterio. Have him dress as Spider-Man and whoop Rey's ass for 20 minutes straight, until MACHO MAN rushes in from the crowd and injures Maguire. Wait, it isn't MACHO MAN. It's BONESAW!!!!!

19.) Make HHH wrestle Scott Steiner in a "steroid on a pole" match. Who'll win? Both men lose, because they realize their *****es are the size of grubworms.

20.) "Invade" a game of MNF, and have the RAW crew beat the hell out of the Packers. Make it interesting by throwing Goldust on the field considering he is wrestling's version of a "packer". Fudge, that is.


If Vince follows these 20 simple tips, I'm sure the WWE would become North America's favorite pastime in less than a year, right behind Baseball, Internet porn, and Jennifer Lopez interviews. And if it doesn't, so what? You all hate it anyway.
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Old 17 Nov 2002, 10:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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you spend so much time trying to be funny, you actually forget to make a point..
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Old 17 Nov 2002, 10:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I made a point you dumbass! Fuck you and your ugly avatar! I made 20 points of what the WWE can do to improve! What have you done that's constructive? When have you ever made a point? Besides the one you keep in your pants that invaribly finds its way into your mother's cooze!
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if my avatar is ugly, why do you wanna fuck me? and you never told us why? bring the xfl back? that will improve wwe how? assainate goldberg? thats not even serious....this thread is a waste...
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Old 17 Nov 2002, 10:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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if my avatar is ugly, why do you wanna fuck me? and you never told us why? bring the xfl back? that will improve wwe how? assainate goldberg? thats not even serious....this thread is a waste...


Bring Back XFL:

It could work this time. More people would be interested this time around, it would bring in more casual viewers to the WWE, and would reek of revenues. It could work.

Goldberg: In case you didn't notice, you assclown, I did explain why. Because Vince needs to be sure he's not stupid enough to EVER sign his worthless ass.


Starscream, although I'm flattered that you assume everything I do is in the purposes of comedy, please cease the criticism once in a while. This is a serious thread.
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Old 17 Nov 2002, 10:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Bring Back XFL:

It could work this time. More people would be interested this time around, it would bring in more casual viewers to the WWE, and would reek of revenues. It could work.

Goldberg: In case you didn't notice, you assclown, I did explain why. Because Vince needs to be sure he's not stupid enough to EVER sign his worthless ass.


Starscream, although I'm flattered that you assume everything I do is in the purposes of comedy, please cease the criticism once in a while. This is a serious thread.
when you invest millions of dollars into a product like the xfl, and loose damn near all of it without gaining a profit, you just dont decide to bring it back because "it could work"

and i seen why you said they should kill goldber, but you know when you wrote that, you dont expect that to be done..

and when i say trying to be funny, i mean trying as in something you are not accomplishing, paula poundstone is funnier then you, maybe you should stop molesting goats, and start molesting children.....you might be able to come up with some material...
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Who the fuck is Paula Poundstone? Isn't she that ugly woman who beats her kids? I'm surprised you're amused by a woman like that. After all the times your fat momma beat you with the ugly stick throughout your lifetime, I'm surprised you haven't been traumatized by her prescence. "Start molesting goats and I'll come up with material"? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is that where you got all your "hillarious" bad-bert threads from? Molesting goats? Do the ideas just "pop" into your head, or does Lamb Chops' cherry come first?



Also, I stand corrected on the XFL and Goldberg. Anything else your silly ass would like me to educate you in?
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i never said paula poundstone was funny, i just said she was funnier then you, and i said stop molesting goats...so that insult you built of that comment, shouldnt even be there...
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Whatever. I don't thourouly read through your retarded jibberish. I just skim through it. If only your parents hadn't "skimmed" over their birth control, everyone here would be a lot happier.

Also, after reading your post for a second time, it appears as if you told me to molest CHILDREN for more material. You sick fuck. I suppose to you that's some kind of improvement.

Finally, thank you. Once one of the mods see this thread, it will be moved to the warzone. An intelligent post on the 20 things WWE must improve on has been ruined by your immature immobile ass. Thanks a lot. Why couldn't you have just gone and watched your fuckin' Paula Pondston and left me to discuss wrestling with everyone else, you rude piece of shit. You fuck everything up.
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its easy see by this post why vince wants none of his writers geting ideas of the net.
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17.) Bring back Vince Russo as an on-camera heel. After the fans get sick of him within a week, stick him in a Blue Blazer costume and drop him from the rafters. Buyrates would soar.
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One way to improve PWF forums : eject Mr Marbles and his stupid theories about wrestling .
He is useless for sure : britney s boy and the rock s little whinning dog got no clues about what wrestling is
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its easy see by this post why vince wants none of his writers geting ideas of the net.
Lool it s easy to see by this post that there s some retarded ado on the net pretending to know everything about wrestling and who don t know nothing at all
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Most of your ideas to "improve" the WWE will just have more people changing the channel to Monday Night Football and Friends on Mondays and Thursdays. Fire RVD and Booker T? WTF? Give HHH more TV time? We see enough of his big ass nose already why the hell should they give him more tv time? Have Stacy put on more clothes? and what, have Vince Russo put on less clothes? ur so-called "improvements" are just retarded
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