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Old 29 Jan 2008, 06:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't you wanna ... Mamajuana?
By Craig Tello
Written: January 28, 2008

On Jan. 30, JBL's company Layfield Energy launches Mamajuana energy drink for men.

This Wednesday marks a milestone for JBL’s Layfield Energy … and an historic day for men.

Inspired by the centuries-old Caribbean legend of a similar namesake, John “Bradshaw” Layfield unveils a revolutionary and all-new product in male performance: Mamajuana Energy. This special formula whose lore boasts the capacity to combat everything from exhaustion to the common cold is being brought to the United States by the media maven, himself. At last, this energy potion becomes available tomorrow at 6 p.m. ET, exclusively online at www.mamajuanaenergy.com.

Forming a partnership with leading nutraceutical company Baywood International, Inc., the former WWE Champion spent the greater portion of a year concocting the 2-oz. shot of non-alcoholic liquid energy.

“This is virility, vitality in a bottle,” a highly excited JBL told WWE.com in a candid interview. “We’re going to have wives calling us ordering [Mamajuana Energy] for their husbands. There is nothing like this – and that’s not exaggeration, that’s not Don King hype.”


According to JBL, Mamajuana is an “alternative, all-natural replacement for Cialis” and other similar products, unique in its potency and available without a visit to a doctor or pharmacy. He also added that the flavored serum has received strictly positive feedback from every single male who has sampled it, no matter their age – and JBL is among them.


To commemorate the premiere of Mamajuana Energy tomorrow night, JBL will host a private launch party at one of the most exclusive bars in his Big Apple backyard of New York City. With an invite list that includes everyone from ZZ Top’s Billy Gibbons to WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon, JBL will be toasting Mamajuana with friends, business associates, media and celebrities alike.

While it might be champagne in their glasses tomorrow night, JBL promised there will be plenty of Mamajuana to go around at the party, and beyond. The recently returned Raw Superstar explained that his brainchild beverage is on the cusp of being available worldwide, as Mamajuana should be making waves overseas in mere months.

Amid international WWE Superstar-dom and his presence on FOX Business Network with Neil Cavuto, this week, JBL celebrates not just his return to in-ring action on pay-per-view, but also the release of Layfield Energy’s breakthrough product.

“You’ve got to make hay when it’s in season,” said the successful Superstar, metaphorically. “Hopefully we’ll make a lot of hay with Mamajuana.”

Check back with WWE.com for exclusive coverage of JBL’s huge Mamajuana Energy release and New York City launch party Wednesday night. And, be sure to head to www.mamajuanaenergy.com tomorrow night at 6 p.m. ET to get your own personal vile of virility.
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Old 29 Jan 2008, 06:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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....What...The Fuck?

I was reading and become less of a joke and more serious the further I went along, Lord what do you say about an Energy drink fucking called Mamajuana???

With JBL's name on it none the less...
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Old 29 Jan 2008, 06:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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“This is virility, vitality in a bottle,” a highly excited JBL told WWE.com...
Well, he is a stiff worker. Get it? Ok, kill me now.
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wow...he's calling it the liquid cialis lol
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i thought he was supposed to be like...good at money and stuff.
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Wait, what are we talking about? Liquid marijuana created by JBL? Ha...
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This is classic. He should tell Jericho that the reason he didn't win at the Rumble is because he didn't have mamajuana beforehand. He needs to incorporate it into as many of his wrestling promos as possible now. Including a spot in a match when he fires up after having some.
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I was wondering why this thread came out when I was on google looking for the recipe for mamajuana.

For those who don't know mamajuana is a drink from the Diminican Republic Made out of Rum, Red Wine and Honey soaked in a bottle with Tree Barks and herbs. And by the way it tastes gooooood.

Now I'm going to make some cause I miss this shit.
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I hope JBL doesn't slap his name all over the can. Introducing a new energy drink is always smart but people don't want drinks endorsed by wrestlers. That's why the cans of Hogan's shit and Raw Attitude are always left on the shelves at Walmart (despite being the cheapest).

But hey, Mamajauna... I dunno what the fuck that is but maybe it'll actually sell. I'm open minded about new drinks so if I happen to find it in stores I will probably try it out.
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