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Old 25 Jan 2008, 11:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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K thought I'd try and get a compilation of Santion gold going. Submit your favorite Santino line, or a good one you can remember.

This week on RAW: "I do not need Maria to get me a free subscription to the Playboy Magazine. It is like they say, 'why buy the cow when you can milk someone for free'"

Then he walks off with Maria who looks on lovingly. Gold.
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Old 28 Jan 2008, 10:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 28 Jan 2008, 10:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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At the Rumble his whole segment kicked arse but in particular:

"These people who cheer if you asked them if they wanted Hepatitis!" *fans cheer*

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"Oh look! There's a mosquito, let's lose the play offs!"
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Old 29 Jan 2008, 05:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well, there is the one that was voted Funniest Moment of 2007:

"They tried to make me go see the Condemned, I said no no no."

And then on his new "Santino's Corner" segment on WWE.com:

"I heard that Tom Brady was voted most offensive player."

Santino is really good on the mic, just get rid of that stupid mohawk.
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"I'm going to open up a can of ass whip on your bald head"

Santino is fucking gold.
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"Look at me, I'm Jerry Stupid Lawler!"

"For the last time Maria does not want to pose for your boobie magazine!"

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"Wadda ya mean I am being fired and sent to TNA?"

Oh wait, I didn't mean to spoil that for all of you.
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