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Old 18 Jan 2003, 12:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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hehehmn Reasons why Royal Rumble will be SuckFest 2KIII

1: Brock Lesnar vs. Big Show, what the fuck does this prove? After Brock has beaten him over and over, this is starting to resemble Molly vs. Trish for 5 straight fucking PPV's and then, the winner gets into the rumble? Why would both not already be in the rumble? Because Big Show would be one of the first to go get eliminated. His push was a joke. Heyman's whole creative lately has resulted in a big pot of "nothing" and to have the gayest stable ever created Team Angle, well, great, so they found a job for the two most no charisma non-personality dumbasses to ever get on WWE television....whoopy doo!

2: Torrie vs. Dawn, another lame assed storyline, another lame assed match no one cares about. Why do they not realize, that if you got these whores NAKED, the PPV's ordered would double? Why even have these hot assed women on t.v. if it is just wasted, because let's face it, no one gives a damn about their matches.

3: Steiner vs. HHH, let's face it, Steiner SHOULD beat HHH hands down. However no one sees HHH jobbing to someone who has not even had a match yet. Either way, the story line is about as lame as it gets. "my arms are bigger, no my arms are bigger, well, my chest is bigger, no my chest is bigger, my daddy can beat up your daddy, no, my daddy can beat up your daddy......" nice creative..... How about the fact that Steiner is being handed the title just like HHH, and in doing so, is creating such a "stable" of big men in the WWE on both shows, that guys like RVD, HBK, Y2J, Booker T, etc, will be completely pushed down to midcarders until they bring back some sort of IC title.

4: The absense of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Unless they have something planned, and that would be a first major actual surprise, then this is just another let down. Bringing Stone Cold back would do wonders for their ratings, and not to mention, give them some room for storylines. Again, with the addition of Steiner, and the imminent return of Nash, the Rock, HHH, possibly Goldberg someday, Big Show, Kurt Angle, Test, Batista, and others in this catagory of wrestlers, should provide for some serious competition, and storylines. That is a lot of big men, and possible storylines. You could eliminate the failed gay ass cruiser weight division. Did not mean to go off on a tangent......

5: The Two Titles. How can you have a current storyline for the Heavy Weight Title, and the ongoing storyline with Brock and the WWE title, plus bring back the Rock, and Stone Cold, and then have the Royal Rumble to determine the #1 Contender for one of the titles at Wrestlemania???? What purpose would that serve unless the WWE is going to job Austin and The Rock upon their return until after Wrestle Mania. Yeah, do any of you think that Wrestle Mania will suck this year or is it me? No Rock, No Austin, No nWo, No Hogan......Let me guess, will we get to see, oh maybe HHH vs. HBK, Trish vs. Victoria, Big Show vs. Lesnar, Torrie vs. Dawn, Steiner vs. Batista, Angle vs. A-Trian......Nice Wrestle Mania this is shaping up to be...... I am sure everyone is getting real freaking excited now....If any of you fall asleep during wrestlemania and miss anything, you can just watch the tape of any of the past three PPV's and you will be up to date.

Psycho can go on and on and on....The point is the contestants in the Rumble all suck, 30 people? You could drop that down to about 10 and get the same result and effect. The likes of people like Kidman, Spike Dudley, and the like are played out and starting to get old. Hell even Edge, and the Rock are not getting pop anymore and neither are these PPV lineups. If Psycho didn't steal the satelite signal, or see it free at a sportsbar, Psycho would never pay one freaking cent for this PPV.......
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all i care is the rumble itself, angle vs benoit, and takers comeback, even if it isn't the lord of darkness era!
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I am looking foward to Brock beating the shit out of The Big Shows with The Undertakers help...

I think HHH will job to Steiner due to his injury and then comeback and form an alliance with Steiner once he turns heel.

I don't think Benoit will beat Angle but IF he does Angle will regain the belt before WM19...

and the winner of The Royal Rumble is......BROCK LESNAR!!!
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Oh yeah, how many damn times have we seen Angle vs. Benoit????

Man, there is a better way to do these things. Hell a tournament would kick ass to qualify for the Royal Rumble, and you would not need much of a storyline, other than the heels cheating through the tournament...something better than the same ten guys, scratch that, 11 (Steiner), fighting each other.

A lot can be said for the Stables of the late 90's because we are not even three years removed from a time when YOU COULD NOT WAIT for a ppv. Not to mention, if you would have told me 4 years ago the possible WWF roster that they could have this year, and who WOULDN'T have shit? What a freaking waste this has become.........It is like they have only two to three writers for each show.
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hey, angle/benoit matches rule!
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1. HHH
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I ordered it but aint every WWE ppv a failure? lol
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Most are OK, but EVERY SINGLE RAW 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW, is wheels off.
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that is proof that even if you give the writers 10 years to prepare, they will still suck ass.
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Beniot/Angle has produced quiality matches. I dare say this will be the best match Team Angle makes Kurt look like a bigger heel, and those rookies have potential. If anything Show looks better w/ Paul as a mouthpeice. Stiener/HHH will probably tie w/ Torrie and Dawn for the worst match cus Scott is already so banged up and Hunter..well he's Hunter.
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I'm pretty sure Austins gonna come back. The next raw or smackdown(can't remember which one) after the 2002 rumble, Austin announced his entry into the 2003 rumble early. Thats the reason why i think he'll return. If he don't well thats a bummer.
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but we are all forgetting to mention: Undertaker fucking sucks ass. Wooooooooo what a gimmic, "I am the baddest, if you don't like it, I will beat you up, because I bring nothing else to the table" Yeah, nice storyline material. Until you run out of people who in real life would mop the floor with his old ass...
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If you hate it so damn much, why are you watching WWE?
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From RAW:
1. Shawn Michaels (entering at number one)
2. Chris Jericho (entering at number two)
3. Jeff Hardy***
4. Tommy Dreamer***
5. Rosey***
6. Jamal***
7. Batista
8. Christian***
9. Kane
10. Chris Nowinski***
11. Maven***
12. Booker T.***
13. Goldust***
14. Rob Van Dam***
15. Test***

From SmackDown:
1. Brock Lesnar or The Big Show (whoever wins their match beforehand)
2. Chavo Guerrero***
3. Rey Mysterio***
4. Rikishi***
5. Yoshihiro Tajiri***
6. Matt Hardy***
7. Edge***
8. Charlie Haas***
9. Shelton Benjamin***
10. John Cena***
11. Bill DeMott***
12. A-Train***
13. B2***
14. Eddie Guerrero***


WWE has only announced 14 participants for the SmackDown brand, so it would only make sense to see the Undertaker fill this spot due to WWE pushing his Royal Rumble return. However, they have not said it will be in the Rumble but just at the event itself. Nevertheless, the Undertaker is expected to be the No. 15 entry for the SmackDown roster.


The following are the confirmed matches for the rest of the Royal Rumble PPV:

World Championship
Triple H vs. Scott Steiner

WWE Championship
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit

World Tag Team Championship
Lance Storm & William Regal vs. The Dudley Boyz

Dawn Marie vs. Torrie Wilson.

To Gain Rumble Entry
Brock Lesnar vs. The Big Show

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OK, there is the whole fucking card......I have ***Starred*** the people who have NO FUCKING CHANCE at winning the Royal Rumble. Count them, that is 24 of the "30" competitors that are fucking jokes to win this thing. None of the people that I highlighted have a snowball's chance in hell of EVER seeing either of the titles. Not to mention, the ONLY fucking person who COULD win the Smackdown title shot is the mysterious #15 slot, and or Brock Lesnar.......Enough said. All the others are fucking midcarders who will NEVER see the gold of the WWE championship.

Not to mention, that Raw will win the RR, because it leaves an open storyline for the WWE championship which WILL be the Headliner at WM......
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When i watched Smackdown today, it said Raw only had 13 men entered. & i think one of the slots will be Stone Cold.
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