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Old 23 Dec 2002, 10:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i bang a couple lovers i down a couple downers but nothing compairs to this dildo loving ***** grouping stupid sone of a bitch DA LOO i cant describ the vibe i get when i fly by hit 6 stupid bitches fall to the ground hey your mamma's about to pass out put here on the coach hey here mouth is filled with cum hey DA LOO whats wrong with you why must you skull fuck your mom so everone that hates DA LOO get up just GET UP and throw up a ounce not weed dumbass i ment coke sit down i dont fuck around i am a pussy poppin mack daddy suprno BITCH im for real i your mom saies she wants in here but so i stick it in her cunt you problay wanna t5ake your sister out and date each other bitch whats wrong with you you wanna be famous spread that bitch ass you thight warzone bitch now get the fuck out of here
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Old 24 Dec 2002, 04:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy.

I knock you down, But you get up again. Coz you aint never gonna get the point.

I knock you down, But you get up again. Coz you just love to get your ass whipped. (bondage in your case)

I knock you down, and you try to suck me off again. Coz you gay ass hasnt had enough.

I knock you down, and you run to Stray Cat again. Coz Da Loo aint no faggot like Dan.



Has all of your 100+ posts been directed at me or have your gay fantasies of Raping innocent posters (like Me ) been spread to other people other than myself, I would also like to know why me, why have you chosen me out of the hundreds that post here. Is it my great firm left buttock, my adorable right facial cheek, Or are you one true faggot and stalk everyone around here.

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I understand Danny Boy.........put the pecker away.......thats right.........yes thats right........wash the screen so It turns to its normal colour and not the Staind white coating on yours..........go back to school.......1st grade........learn how to speak the English language.
Now Danny boy even you should be albe to understand the quote above, but if not I will do my best to translate it into something you might understand a bit better:

Myaaaaa........uyduewdwaj.........Dan............M av......yuayduq...........Cocksucking............. eqwyyuiq6.........Black powder.....Mwaydew......... ...........Dad molester.............21whvjsasb.........ewhfeuhuhd hs......Skool...........Arabic Language.

Hope that clears things up Danny boy.
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i bang a couple lovers i down a couple downers but nothing compairs to this dildo loving ***** grouping stupid sone of a bitch DA LOO i cant describ the vibe i get when i fly by hit 6 stupid bitches fall to the ground hey your mamma's about to pass out put here on the coach hey here mouth is filled with cum hey DA LOO whats wrong with you why must you skull fuck your mom so everone that hates DA LOO get up just GET UP and throw up a ounce not weed dumbass i ment coke sit down i dont fuck around i am a pussy poppin mack daddy suprno BITCH im for real i your mom saies she wants in here but so i stick it in her cunt you problay wanna t5ake your sister out and date each other bitch whats wrong with you you wanna be famous spread that bitch ass you thight warzone bitch now get the fuck out of here

Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch. Hello? NEWSFLASH: YOU ARE NOT SHIT. YOU ARE DONE IN MY ZONE. NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO CAN BRING YOU BACK. YOU ARE FUCKING FINISHED BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FUCKING BITCH, AND YOU SPEAK WHEN I SAY YOU CAN SPEAK. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CREDIBILITY TO CALL OUT 5YR OLD RETARDED GIRLS NOW.
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Old 25 Dec 2002, 02:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 25 Dec 2002, 03:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL I can parody Eminem alot better than you Maverick!!! But Da Loo paradys TubWampers or what ever that faggot group is.......Yuck!!!
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YOU all are a disgrace to the rappin' world...Hey Dan, before you rap and try to parody Eminem...learn how...fuck, Ill take you on in a freestyle battle if you want...teach yo pathetic ass...
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Old 25 Dec 2002, 06:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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no one is better at twistin words then me mi am god
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Old 25 Dec 2002, 06:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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u agree to the freestyle battle? Brings me one step closer to kickin' Drop's ass...
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Old 26 Dec 2002, 01:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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ohhh slar whats up with you thinking your some kinda of star whats wrong with you i think you should know by now i am the man and you cant beat me so the best thing to do is just fucking EAT ME i know I know whats up with that it was a stupid comeback but i am just trying to say that YOUR FUCKING GAY in my own words no more phony rip off's no...... stop beating to pics of larry bird and listen to me i am the king of the fucking country when i am driving on the highway everyone gets the fuck out of my way because i am the mother fucking man just ask your mom when she has my dick in here hands she tells people i am so big and i tell that bitch to fuck me up face it dude your moms a slut i will back back with some more but befor i go let me ask you this rember when you asked your father brothers dog if he can talk and then you said shhhh dont bark at me just let me stick my man hood betwwen your dog cheeks later man and dont forget i will be back
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Old 26 Dec 2002, 01:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Look, the only reason we gots issues is because of the rhymes you miss use/
Now youíre a wind up all over da 6 oclock news/
On the front page of the paper/
Because I crushed you so bad they had to peal you off my stage with a paint scraper/
A gay rhyme rapper, alphabet abuser/
Your timeís up, but your down/
You can go home now/
And work on your free style/
But mean while, Iíll be kickin more ass with a big smile/
All over you IíLL shit, till you look like a huge brown isle floatin in a sea of spit/
Look at that, his peas just split, and he just got his balls replaced with a clit/
I had his bitch, but with her slit rounded to the size of his dick/
made mine to big to fit so I un-mounted and gave it a lick/
She was screamin so much shit, about how Maverick/
Didnít no how to lay her/
Shit, when Iím in control of the sleigh/
Aint no body dumb enough to stand in my way/
There you go again, slip slidin away/
When we already know it was you who gave EZ E the aids back in the day of NWA/
Bitch, we all saw you marchin at the head of the gay pride parade/
To them your grade A/
Made to be laid/
Paid to squeeze till you bust that nut like a hand grenade/
You went down ass up and gave Clinton the HOOVER maneuver/
And in return he gave you a bottle of cum stain remover/
We all know youíll put it to use/
When your boyís shit bursts loose while heís pullin out of tha caboose/
Shit, you might as well take this noose and tighten it/
While I blow your brain out, and let Hannibal take a bite of it/
Kids stay quiet/
Look at this guy, so yall can see what it looks like to be on a cum filled diet/
This guy was used to letting guys use his ass as a land fill/
But then he found out he could get himself off with a power drill/
So children, follow Slare and only have straight sex/
This one goes out to all Maverickís home boys up in the homo infested projects/
This hobo invested all his blow job profits in Enron/
And his dumb ass just found out yesterday that all his stocks were gone/
Now he sits around all day and wonders where he went wrong/
Could be that he staid locked in his closet to long, just him and his rubber shlong/
And he knows When Slare hitís the stage everyone drops down on they knees/
And itz okay Maverick, that you still have your balls on lease/
Homie please, gimme the mic I invented these/
But now Maverick needs to back down because not even EltoníS john wants to find out/
what it sounds like when Maverick rides on his enemies/
Iíma hitíem so hard heíll be rockin around up side down Christmas trees/
Walk up to me and get your ass star struck, unless you down and duck/
What the fuck are we battling for/
Donít they hold those gay counseling classes in Seattle no more/
I just made Maverick stain through every pair he has in his under wear drawer/
So Iím done, out the door/
But before I go, can I ask that Maverick pick his jaw up off the floor!/

D.................E..............M................ O.................N

fuck the length limit, i just flowed to carry out maverick's death sentence!
i made his head do double one eighty/
like it was the exercist meets lil shady!
chill baby, i aint done yet/
acceptin this battle will be sumthin that bitch ass will regret/
the way you use the mic is not summin i admire/
itz like benzino gone hay wire/
and i spit so hot i set his fuckin ass on fire/
and through the flames my rhymes came/
and finished the job/
the only thing you'll be spittin out is teeth till you have to gum the corn off the cob/
you musta forgot i'm ill enough to be the one man mob/
the mafia that packs nothin but mics/
and reads you your rights right here on stage/
i just ripped a page out his whole life story/
and now your sorry?/
shit no, no relentin/
i'ma keep the rhymes commin till your old enough to receive a fuckin pension!/
meet my unstoppable henchman/
the mic, my mouth, and these hands i use to snatch your wealth!/
see, me VS you equals you lose/
you can't even solve those simple enigmas/
so you can bend over and stick your rhymes up your ass like old people and enimas!/
i'm sick a yall rap pretenders/
fake rhyme vendors/
meet me and this mic, you can call us the rap defenders!/
the number one contenders/
you aint even in the top ten/
aint no difference between where your rhyme began, and where it end/
i'm illzilla, all killa, no filla/
you fake like pamela lee's tits/
jelly filled like the donuts that harden cops' dicks/
so you tell me who gets his kicks through rap/
me, you get your kicks from guys pushin in your crap/
i'm the one who is restartin the Slare ass kickin trend/
shit, i'll lend you a rhyme or two/
like i'ma borrow from Tu-Pac/
i don't care, lettem sue/
"good night good evening and one big fuck you"/

there this crap is over, diminished.... Maverick just got finished!!!!!!
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wow man that was pretty long but donr get me wrong your still a bitrch and still a cunt hey man lasty night i was at your house again gettign your mother to give me head i love that bitch man she wont stop until i cum right in here mouth and down here throught but man you might wanna tell your dad dude not to stick his tpung in my cum that shit is pretty sick BITCH MY NAME IS DAN thats what i have to tell here but unlike every other man i am the king there is non other so i accept your rap challenge here we go but just remeber to get your mouth off that dilldo befor you satrt talking all that shit and get your mother fucking dick out of your sisters clit later all peace out
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So is anyone gonna vote on dis or what?...don't rap anymroe...2 posts tha lmit _____________________________________________


Bitch, you the good guy here like some kinda saint/
But the only place you WONíT be crucified is anywhere that I aint /
Iím a fucking switch blade, human hand grenade/
Pull the pin and get bombed to shit/
*lick* *lick* oh that sound, of Maverick licking Benzinoís ass up and down/
Your free styles just bounce back off the rim, my words hitcha till/ your lights go dim/
Here is my chalked up repent, leaving a dent in your head/
Led the vent of nuclear spit to your bed, bitch fuck wid me and u good as dead/
My rhymes are typo negative, and your ass is neglective/
You fail to see, that the XP can ride all over u fucked up bitches/
And leave you laced in stitches, this is the major leagues/
And you are a minor under siege, I spit like thunder with all my prestige/
Iíll cut off your fucking head and at the morgue have it mailed to you/
all yall will hail to/
The name toppin charts in the game. XP. Extra pro, make extra dough be destroyin all yo/
And you never know when my shitíll hit yah, no chance to fire/ back when I leave yall in jitters. Make yall become self wrist/ slitters, a new Mariah carreyÖÖ till your scared of yourself. Keep rustin on the shelf./
The minute you open your mouth we all start wishing we was deaf/
I spit in the cleft of death, and you have nothing left/
Shit, you had nothing from the start, when you started this/
You just stood there, mic in hand speaking jibberish/
Iím the new sherrif in town and Iím riding up in the golden saddle/
Fuck a free style battle, you already lose/
Grit your teeth, clench your fist be a man, or be a sore losing/ bitch who got struck down with my hand/
I glitter like sand, a four door sedan backed up all over you man/
Dawg, you better call a vet, that chicken shit stigmatic just got sick/
Shit, Iíll send him a get well card, hereís how it will go. hey yo...../
Dear Maverick, fuck you too, but get well soon/
Your worst nightmare come true, mista you know who/
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WOW MAN HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT YOUR RAP
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Old 26 Dec 2002, 04:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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REALLY SUCKS AND DONT TELL ME EHZAT TO DO I AM GOD AND YOU ARE NOT I AM THE MAN AND YOUR A FAG I AM THE EST AND THAT UIS THAT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH AND TAKE IT LIKE THAT
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