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Old 19 Jun 2007, 12:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So I was reluctant to pre-order a movie again based on my Gays of War pre-order fiasco. Anyways, I pre-ordered Anal Watersports 2 from Best Bunz so I could get a nut off while beating it when Glue reps me. Their ad says the DVD is guaranteed in stock by 2 PM today. I go in close to 3:00 today and they don't have it in yet I ask for a timeframe, and they aren't sure but they're getting a good anal fuck from me later so they should have it. I go over to Circum City and check to see if they have it, and they do. They're running a special that you can get any giant dildo priced $19.99 for free with a purchase of Anal Water Sports 2. I look and it's the Glue fucking me in the ASS again. So I call Best Bunz to see if it's in yet, "No, but chck back around 5:00." Cool. I go home and relax a bit, call them up again, but it still isn't there and they tell me to try again tomorrow. What the fuck?!?!?! I say to myself, "Fuck Glue, I'm am going to beat my meat without his help, and getting a free gay porn even if it's a POS, so I can return it to Best Bunz for store credit" So I go get Anal Watersports 2 from Circum City, and grab Sperm Wars or some shit, then go to Best Bunz and get my pre-order money back. I kept the lube for the anal beads by the way I'll return Sperm Wars to Best Bunz some other time and get a store rep to let me give him head Glue is there Fucking another man So it actually ended up better, but the fact that pre-orders of Gay porn haven't been there on release date twice pisses me off

So yeah, only pre-fucking The Glue he will give me free shit on the end of my cock, and even then I'll still go ass to mouth even after I fuck him while bending over the love seat.

Sidenote: The Spainish guy in Anal Water Sports 2 has a really nice ass
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Old 19 Jun 2007, 11:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn Boston, I knew you loved us a lot, but I didn't you loved us enough to fantasize about us and write out love notes for us.
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Old 04 Jul 2007, 03:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What the hell, I don't even remember this thread being made.
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Old 05 Jul 2007, 11:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What the hell, I don't even remember this thread being made.
Neither does anybody else......it's actually a parody thread of one of Stick's Gaming Forum rants and since at the time I posted this Stick and Glue were double teaming me in the War Zone at the time I figured I would make a thread about the 2 double teaming each other.

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Old 05 Jul 2007, 11:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Doesn't parody usually involve humor?

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Doesn't parody usually involve humor?

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Please, you just think it's not funny because it involves you.
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Old 06 Jul 2007, 09:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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No. I just re read it right now to make sure. It'd be lame if you'd written it about you buttfucking Biohazard's mom while she shits on Josh's face.

I don't know how the fuck she'd shit on Josh's face, but if that were the scenario, your deal would still be lame.

Just my opinion. I'm only one guy. There's no need to get snooty about it. I simply am having difficulty seeing the humor in your post...the fact that I'm the subject of the joke is incidental. I like jokes, and I do enjoy a little humor at my own expense here and there...they are simply words on a screen, anyways.

But I don't think it's funny either way. Like I said, it could be about you buttfucking blah blah blah blah blah and it'd still be lame.

In fact...

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So I was reluctant to pre-order a movie again based on my Gays of War pre-order fiasco. Anyways, I pre-ordered Anal Watersports 2 from Best Bunz so I could get a nut off while beating it when Boston reps me. Their ad says the DVD is guaranteed in stock by 2 PM today. I go in close to 3:00 today and they don't have it in yet I ask for a timeframe, and they aren't sure but they're getting a good anal fuck from me later so they should have it. I go over to Circum City and check to see if they have it, and they do. They're running a special that you can get any giant dildo priced $19.99 for free with a purchase of Anal Water Sports 2. I look and it's Boston fucking me in the ASS again. So I call Best Bunz to see if it's in yet, "No, but chck back around 5:00." Cool. I go home and relax a bit, call them up again, but it still isn't there and they tell me to try again tomorrow. What the fuck?!?!?! I say to myself, "Fuck Boston, I'm am going to beat my meat without his help, and getting a free gay porn even if it's a POS, so I can return it to Best Bunz for store credit" So I go get Anal Watersports 2 from Circum City, and grab Sperm Wars or some shit, then go to Best Bunz and get my pre-order money back. I kept the lube for the anal beads by the way I'll return Sperm Wars to Best Bunz some other time and get a store rep to let me give him head Boston is there Fucking another man So it actually ended up better, but the fact that pre-orders of Gay porn haven't been there on release date twice pisses me off

So yeah, only pre-fucking Boston he will give me free shit on the end of my cock, and even then I'll still go ass to mouth even after I fuck him while bending over the love seat.

Sidenote: The Spainish guy in Anal Water Sports 2 has a really nice ass
Uhh...yeah...still lame.

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mmmmmmmnnntntnththehe,,mm,mmnmnmnngahhh...oh jesus god, please no more...
See?? Even that couldn't make reading your story worth the time it subtracts from your life while you could be doing something that's actually worthwhile.



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I read it three times and still can't find the funny part.

Must have flown over my head.
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Who the hell is Biohazard's Mom?

Are you still obsessed with that Biohazard guy that posted here for like one week?
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Usually, but not always....for examples, see Date Movie.
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I feel the exact same way.

Is that a Rabbit or a Squirell?
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We can name it Stevie C.

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