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Sam's Lifestory part 3: Kurt kills Chyna! (or Sam, Nambla, Big Black Men and Chyna)
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Old 08 Jan 2004, 01:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Sam's Lifestory part 3: Kurt kills Chyna! (or Sam, Nambla, Big Black Men and Chyna)"

After adopting a lifestyle of free man love, old fashioned rock, and becoming a fanatic of the old and homosexual wrestlers Sam decided he was bored with his life. "Lammar" He said. A tall skinny black man about 19 years old stopped humping him "Yes honey?" he replied. "Lammar, do you think I'm... dull?" said Sam. "Not at all" replied Lammar "You're the perfect jizz cushion". "No, not in the sack, I meant in real life. Am I boring person?" Sam asked. "You take things too seriously, you're too uptight, how about some anal fisting to calm your nerves?" Lammar offered. "Okay" Sam responded. After Lammar left his house Sam closed his door and watched an old episode of Raw and couldn't help but be fascinated by the musculer, manly, yet strangly femine build of ex-WWE wrestler Chyna. "I got it!" Sam said. **later next day...** "Hi Mrs. um... Sam's mom. Can I come in to uh.... play Gamecube with your son?" asked Lammar. "Certainly" She said. As Lammar climbed up the stairs and entered Sam's room he quickly noticed something very wrong "Sam!" he blurted out. "Why hello hun, don't you like my outfit?" said Sam. Sam was dressed in S&M and wearing drag. "I got the idea from wrestling, I'll be Chyna and you can be Triple H". "Man, I may be gay but I ain't no bondage wearing, drag queeny girraffe necked freak! I'm gettin the fuck outta here!" bellowed Lammar. "Noooooooooooooo!" Sam said, "Don't leave me.... you're just like Alex and Starscream and the rest of them *sobs*"
Determined to find a new lover online, Sam was aroused... literally by the return of Vinnie Mac at PWF, but when Vinnie Mac bitch slapped Sam and trashed his ass Sam began to cry and made the decision to post at PWF as Chyna. Chyna who had been scorned by PWF's known pedophiles including Alex, Starscream and Timy began spreading his appauling taste in crappy rock 'n roll around the forums. "Now you will listen to me.... hahahaha" said Sam, but then a man came... a godly man with nerves of steel, an attitude of a baddass and the temper of a derranged drunk came and said "Dammit Sam, you drag queen fruit. You're ruining my shot at becoming admin, I'm gonna ban your fucking Micheal Jackson fairy ass from PWF." This man was none other than PWF's Kurt Angle and that was the night that the poster known as Chyna was banned from PWF. "Nooooooooo!" wailed Sam, "I can change....... I'm a bi I tell you, a bi!!!!!!!!" but nobody listened.

-The End-

**Disclaimer** these life stories are all in good humor. Nothing but fictious tales based on absolutly no proof whatsoever that I have written on a wim, and out of boredom. I do not mean to offend anyone with my material, especially the person I am writing the story about. I truely apologize to anyone whose feelings I may of hurt because of these stories, if you are offended then feel free to kick me in the nuts if that will help relieve your frustration. BM is not held accountable for any legal lawsuits that may follow, thank you.

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Old 08 Jan 2004, 07:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11 Jan 2004, 06:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That was fairly amusing. I enjoyed the part where Lammar fists Sam.
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That was fairly amusing. I enjoyed the part where Lammar fists Sam.
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