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Old 06 Jan 2004, 09:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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''Sam's Lifestory part 2: Sam and Nambla''

Sam had been abused by kids all his life, the cool kids would throw crackers at him saying "Can we feed the girraffe? Can we feed the girraffe?" and even the weirdo kids who were even freakier than him looked down on him in disgust saying "We may be freaks but at least we know we're human" so with nowhere to meet friends Sam began hiding in the basement where he discovered some old CD's from retired 70's groups long considered dead. "damn those kids *sniffle* I hate kids! I know, I'll become friends with adults and listen to old music and watch old wrestlers!" So over the years Sam learned to despise all things modern and adapted a lifestyle of old rock, free manlove and became a fanatic of old fashioned wrestlers and gay wrestlers. Since Sam couldn't make friends with peers from school he logged onto various message boards including nambla's home site seeking the companionship of older males who were outcasts like him. That was the day he met Starscream, one day there was a knock on Sam's door. "Who is it?" He said. "It's you momma you stupid kracker bitch!" replied starscream. Sam opened the door to reveal a black man in a wheelchair. "Oh you" replied Sam. "Gimmie a fucking BJ shrimp!" demanded Starscream "pft... like I'm that loose" said Sam. Starscream then pounded Sam with his fists "I may be a gimp but even I can beat your shemale ass!" said Starscream. So Starscream forced Sam to blow him and after the dirty deed was done Sam said "That's it? I was hoping for more" to which Starscream replied "I gotz the baby cock boy, I'll cum rape you again some other time!"

-To be continued...

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