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Old 23 May 2003, 07:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default All you male gentiles, snip your foreskin for PROFITS!!!!

Apparently there is this new initiative to bolster the Ladies Purses industry which has recently suffered profit losses due to our weakened economy. Consumer Products is usually one of the few sectors that get hit.

Anyway, materials are getting more expensive, including leather, so this progressive fashion company has decided to offer cash for male foreskin which will therefore cut cost of materials and increase profit margins thereby getting shareholder value back at a once respected level.

Apparently they have hired an expert in this field who is very knowledgeable in foreskins in terms of texture, colour, elasticity and contours. He will be responsible for collecting your precious foreskin and will reimburse with a substantial check deposited in your bank branch.

Please make out the delivery to:

KAM
1 Skid Row, Apt. doesn't matter cause he's a squatter
Fort Apache, The Bronx, NY
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Lets do our parts men and snip those hoods for a Better Economy and ultimately better future .... while you keep KAM employed the damn welfare recipient!
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Old 23 May 2003, 03:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Skid Row.......the actuall very first Skid Row is in L.A. Idiot!!!
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Old 24 May 2003, 09:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Skid Row.......the actuall very first Skid Row is in L.A. Idiot!!!
Uh .... if you happened to notice, it was a fictional address in the first place YA IDIOT! So how many cock hoods have you received yet you sick freak?!
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Old 24 May 2003, 09:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah you idiot, quit being a stupid ass, because KAM would know, he sucked dicks there for spare change the last five years.. Get it the fuck straight....DAMN IT!
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Uh .... if you happened to notice, it was a fictional address in the first place YA IDIOT! So how many cock hoods have you received yet you sick freak?!
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Yeah you idiot, quit being a stupid ass, because KAM would know, he sucked dicks there for spare change the last five years.. Get it the fuck straight....DAMN IT!


Your one to talk. Didnt you hear about the Dont Ask Dont Tell clause in the military? You shouldnt have told or you would still be driving that truck.
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Old 25 May 2003, 09:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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[QUOTE]KAM Manson said in post #5 :
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None. Whats a cock hood? Explain.







That's the bit you pull back before you start sucking. I would have thought that was obvious, what with your mom doing it professionally.
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Old 25 May 2003, 01:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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None. Whats a cock hood? Explain.







That's the bit you pull back before you start sucking. I would have thought that was obvious, what with your mom doing it professionally.
Who the fuck are you? Another alter? And you talk as though you have experience in the matter of pulling back skin. Im circumsized <SP?> so women dont have that problem with me. Wich is why Ive never herd the term.
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None. Whats a cock hood? Explain.







That's the bit you pull back before you start sucking. I would have thought that was obvious, what with your mom doing it professionally.


Seondly KAM, I did not tell on us. They must have just figured it out. And most importantly, IT IS NOT GAY TO FUCK KAM IN THE ASS WHEN EVERYONE ELSE ON THE SHIP IS DOING IT! It does not make you gay, it makes you the majority.....besides, if it was GAY, that would mean that you are a man, and with tits like that, and no dick, how can you be a man? An ugly chick, YES, but a man? I'm not seeing it. Just because you don't have a ***** or vagina, does not make you a man. You still have those hairy ass breasts.
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Seondly KAM, I did not tell on us. They must have just figured it out. And most importantly, IT IS NOT GAY TO FUCK KAM IN THE ASS WHEN EVERYONE ELSE ON THE SHIP IS DOING IT! It does not make you gay, it makes you the majority.....besides, if it was GAY, that would mean that you are a man, and with tits like that, and no dick, how can you be a man? An ugly chick, YES, but a man? I'm not seeing it. Just because you don't have a ***** or vagina, does not make you a man. You still have those hairy ass breasts.
WTF? Speak english Jar Head. You musta had 1 to many blanket partys through out your marine career.
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