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Old 13 Sep 2005, 12:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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http://collegefootballnews.com/2005/..._of_Whimsy.htm

Pretty funny read. Loved the Lou Holtz jokes.

My favorite part though

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But he’s 255 pounds and runs a 4.3 40, so he's still a beautiful man …

It’s always a scary time when a player is down on the field for an injury of any sort. When a player is knocked out or there’s some sort of neck injury, the mood turns truly somber. Since all the focus is on the player for an extended period of time, and there’s a ton of time to kill, they always turn to the sideline reporter to find something nice to say. Just once, I’d like to see the instant profile done on a guy who wasn’t bucking for sainthood.

”And for more about the injured player, we throw it down to Holly Rowe. Holly?”

”Well Mike, according to fellow players and coaches, you really couldn’t find a bigger jerkwad in the history of the school. The mood on the sidelines is understandably gleeful considering the pure disdain they have for him. According to several players, he has hit on all of their girlfriends, cheats on his exams, doesn’t use his turn signal, leaves the toiled seat up, grabs the last slice of pizza without asking if anyone else wants it, and orders a water and then fills it up with Sprite at the drink machine. In the media guide, his listed hobbies are kicking puppies and passing wind around blind people. Unfortunately, he appears to have movement in his arms and legs, but as you can see, everyone is huddled on the sidelines in prayer hoping the ambulance crashes into a bus on the way to the hospital.”

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Old 13 Sep 2005, 06:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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He does all of that? Sounds like a Cane.
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