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Old 15 Jul 2005, 01:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm not a fan of ESPN people who think they're funny. IMO there hasn't been anyone funny working for ESPN since Craig Kilborn.

But this shit was pretty funny...even if they touched up my boy Jim Thome.

If you need a good laugh, while you won't be rolling in the aisles, you may want to check this out.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...ilbrick/050715

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Old 15 Jul 2005, 02:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm surprised Manny and Corn Rows Arroyo didn't make that list.

Don't you find Stu Scott funny, Glue?
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I did. Remember?? You're just following me around acting like a little bitch posting after every post I put down because...well, because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

You're probably sitting there wishing you had a pic of my kids so you could Photoshop them onto something because that's all you can really do.

Sure...you can take a run at numbfuck SC or plainjane Josh or complete moron Alex or can't get out of his own way Boston...but I don't agree with you about Barry and it's "Rueben Droughns this" "weed that" "your kids this" "Look at me and my halo over my head that."

Whatever. First of all, you don't have any depth of knowledge about any of that stuff, so you're just talking out of your ass. Secondly, you wouldn't be saying any of that shit if Barry Bonds wasn't some roided up freak who you're in love with.

It's fucking gay. I have better things to do than deal with someone who can't even debate a point, rather changes the subject again and again to deflect the fact that he's dead wrong. It's what dumbass 6th graders do...


I honestly don't give a fuck about your opinion. Like I told Alex, they're just words on a screen. I can't believe you don't get that concept...but okay.

I mean...you're the kind of guy that thinks if you yell louder than the other person, you will win a debate. And that's not new either...I've pretty much thought that about you from day one...

I didn't want to put it that way, but since you want to press on...

Lame dude. Just lame. I have better shit to do. You probably should too...but I'm betting you don't...

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Old 15 Jul 2005, 03:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That was a decent read.

Also, I know the question wasn't directed at me, but I've got an opinion on Stu. He's the most annoying person ever. He's not funny anymore like he used to be ("cool as the other side of the pillow" is so dead, that if I hear it again, I'll commit suicide.) And all of a sudden he thinks he's all gangster and shit. He opens up SC with "What up y'all, welcome to sportscenter." I can understand trying to be hip or whatever, but he needs to chill out and act normal.
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Old 15 Jul 2005, 03:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Whut up yall that mutha be frontin on 4th street all day long. Shout out to ma homies out there. Peace out.

Now that would be a sportscast.
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I was expecting funnier....


On a semi-related note, John Anderson and Kenny Mayne are probably the funniest on SportsCenter.


John Bucigross (I think it's him) annoys me with his stupid and played out line of "Patrick Roy is to the Avs what Sully Erna is to Godsmack." Dude, shut up. Just because you can look up the lead singer of any random fuckin band, doesn't mean you're cool.
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They got my boy CC. LOL!

I remember Craig Kilborn back in the 5th grade. He was the start of the SC announcers bolting for bigger and better things.

As for Stuart Scott....We know you're black!
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I was expecting funnier....


On a semi-related note, John Anderson and Kenny Mayne are probably the funniest on SportsCenter.


John Bucigross (I think it's him) annoys me with his stupid and played out line of "Patrick Roy is to the Avs what Sully Erna is to Godsmack." Dude, shut up. Just because you can look up the lead singer of any random fuckin band, doesn't mean you're cool.
Yeah I was expecting better too.

Wasn't that funny.
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I think that guy who does the Scarface thing when someone hits a home run, I forgot his name.
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I think that guy who does the Scarface thing when someone hits a home run, I forgot his name.
Steve Berthiume or some shit.

"Say HELLO to my lil friend!"

Yeah, that's pretty tired now.
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Heh, the best homerun call I feel is either Berman's, "back back back back back...gone", or Ernie Harwell's, "Looooooooooooooooooooooong Gone".
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I was expecting funnier....


I pretty much recommended that based on David Wells' "I Love Carbs" T Shirt. But I am a sucker for a good "David Wells is fat" joke.

_UT_, nah...I'm not really up on Stu. He made a good team w/ Rich Eisen back in the day, but those days are long gone, and Stu is the same thing over and over and over and over again...

One thing I do enjoy on ESPN is when Skip Bayless and Steven A. Smith face off. Those two are both just so far out there and so completely different perspectives that it just makes for a lot of bickering and yammering, which is really the place where both of them excel.

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Steve Berthiume or some shit.

"Say HELLO to my lil friend!"

Yeah, that's pretty tired now.
Don't forget that guy's basketball coverage:

"For thureeeeee-ah."

Uhh, it's pronounced "three," Stevie. Do me a favor and get a new last name. "Berthiume" sounds like something Michael Jackson does with the Elephant Man's corpse when noone's looking.

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