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Old 08 Feb 2009, 11:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Yeah...that's right...I'm going there.

Gentlemen...how the fuck much do you hate that bitch?

I don't hate the wife's best friend, she's a good friend of mine as well, but she came over last night...she and the wife rented The motherfucking Secret Life of Bees and pretty much chased me out of my own house with all this girly shit.

So I went over to my buddy Johnny's house, we burned a few...we watched this on youtube:

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...and I don't know how many of you have already seen that but it was my first time last night and Jesus, that's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen...and it gets funnier every time I watch it again...

But yeah...she loves Obama and loves to talk pinko liberal bullshit, too. She used to try to get into mini debates with me but stopped after like seven years and no victories.

I love her...she's a dear. Her husband is a good friend and her kids are buddies with mine.

But I fucking hate that bitch. This place goes all girly while she's here.
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Old 08 Feb 2009, 03:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lmfao...never seen that video before, but that was funny as hell


Also, Cyn's best friend is pretty fuckin' cool. She's smokin' hot too
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my ex's best friend was a big ol bulldyke bitch

I'm 99% certain she had a big ol lezzie crush on my girl

bout 50% certain that her dick was almost as big as mine
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I remember before I started dating my ex her best friend would always mess with me and stuff and call me names and stuff for no reason, but then once I started dating her friend she was totally nice to me.

I don't know if her messing with me like that was her trying to say that she liked me or what, last I heard about her though is that she became a big time drug addict.

That video is pretty funny too I bet she was pissed at that guy.
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Vince Vaughn in Old School may be the best groomsman ever.....
at least the smartest
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Her friends are all the way across the country from us, so I don't worry about them much.
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I always got along good with my girlfriends best friend. Even had a 3-some with my ex Adrianna and her best friend Brandi.
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And the relationship didn't pan out??

Hmm. Shocker.



Don't get me wrong, now. I get along with her, in fact we're pretty f'ing tight. It's just that when the two of them get together...
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