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Old 06 Aug 2008, 11:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So a few days ago I bought a zippo lighter. Today when I was leaving work I was trying to unlock my bike chain, and needed the light, so i light that sucker up. Well the wind blows and blows it out. I go to light it back up, and the ignition wheel was HOT. Burnt the fucking tip of my figer. Hell It burnt an indent of the wheel in my skin.

Mofo is gunna blister, and it hurts like hell. I pretty much have a nonstop stream of solarcain on the bitch.

Anywho, what's the worst you've ever been burned?
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Old 06 Aug 2008, 11:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I got drunk...reached into a deep fryer to rescue a lost fry...

I win
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Old 06 Aug 2008, 11:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07 Aug 2008, 12:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Pretty good size muffler burn on my leg...Still have a bit of an outline of it...
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Old 07 Aug 2008, 12:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I've only been Badly Sunburnt...

So that doesn't count
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Old 07 Aug 2008, 05:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I thought this was a thread about the homeless.

I've had to call the cops twice this week about the fucking bums on my street at work.
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Old 07 Aug 2008, 12:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've burned my legs so many times on my atv. I ride a banshee, and it's got two fucking pipes and for whatever dumbassed reason, I only ride in shorts and shoes, and I've slipped forward and caught those bitches and it fucking kills. I ride out in glamis and it's nothing but sand. I used to wear all this stuff like riding pants and jerseys and everything. All I wear now is a helmet, goggles and gloves. So my legs take a beating every once in a while.

One time I also dripped this massive pool of molten solder on my leg and it hurt like hell and when I went to brush it off, it just smeared the shit all over the place. That one hurt pretty badly.
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Old 08 Aug 2008, 06:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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My stories are nothing compared to CK's but I'll tell them anyways.

One time my Dad and I were in this store just looking around at stuff,my Dad calls me over to where these special lighters were and he was showing how they light up and stuff.It's all fine and dandy until he burnt the palm of my hand by accident,we picked up dinner afterwards and on the drive home I kept my burnt palm against the cold drinks.

That one hurt like a bitch too but I got another story.

As I was getting my food out of the oven my index finger slipped over the protector thing I had right onto to the burning hot sheet,after that I just kept my finger in some water and that one blistered real bad.

Another time when I was just a baby still my Dad accidentally spilled hot coffee on me.
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Old 08 Aug 2008, 07:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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My stories are nothing compared to CK's but I'll tell them anyways.

One time my Dad and I were in this store just looking around at stuff,my Dad calls me over to where these special lighters were and he was showing how they light up and stuff.It's all fine and dandy until he burnt the palm of my hand by accident,we picked up dinner afterwards and on the drive home I kept my burnt palm against the cold drinks.

That one hurt like a bitch too but I got another story.

As I was getting my food out of the oven my index finger slipped over the protector thing I had right onto to the burning hot sheet,after that I just kept my finger in some water and that one blistered real bad.

Another time when I was just a baby still my Dad accidentally spilled hot coffee on me.
Jesus Christ that's awful!
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Old 08 Aug 2008, 07:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 08 Aug 2008, 08:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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hahaha. hmm, spilt hot coffee on Jason as a baby. that explains so much about you now
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I don't think so Just very accident prone.

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