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Old 18 Jun 2008, 09:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Okay. So this young lady I work with...as I'm told...had a Wet Dream the other night, and of all people on this Green Earth, it was with me.

Her friend's words were: "She said, 'I had a dream that I was doing it with The Glue...and it was good.'"



I mean where the fuck was this shit when I was 19 and single? I had to work back then. I put time in and honed my game. Y'all mufuckas whose girlfriends I fucked might not think so, but I put a lot of time and effort into makin myself the man.

Now I realized that shit is just still payin residuals and everything but goddamn...I got fat for a reason...so this shit wouldn't happen anymore. It's really rather embarassing.

So has anyone ever confessed to you or to one or four of their friends (who also happen to be your friends) that you were the subject of one of their Wet Dreams? Discuss.

I'm going to go shower now.

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Old 18 Jun 2008, 11:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Now I realized that shit is just still payin residuals and everything but goddamn...I got fat for a reason...so this shit wouldn't happen anymore. It's really rather embarassing.

Late.
It don't matter if you are fat, skinny, tall or short....you are taken which makes you 10x more desirable to a female then a single man in good shape.

Shit, when I was with may ex Kelly I got laid more while I was with her than after we broke up.
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Old 19 Jun 2008, 12:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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It don't matter if you are fat, skinny, tall or short....you are taken which makes you 10x more desirable to a female then a single man in good shape.

Shit, when I was with may ex Kelly I got laid more while I was with her than after we broke up.
Really? I haven't been hit on since I've been married. Come to think of it, I wasn't hit on before getting married either, or before getting Cyn, other than by her of course
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I work with a guys only staff at the moment so if they have any fucking wet dreams...i want them to keep it to themselves.

As for anywhere else... not that ive been told by anybody but i keep sending emails to the tyra banks show about a wet dream i had with her but so far no luck
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I work with a guys only staff at the moment so if they have any fucking wet dreams...i want them to keep it to themselves.

As for anywhere else... not that ive been told by anybody but i keep sending emails to the tyra banks show about a wet dream i had with her but so far no luck
Did it involve you caressing her huge fivehead?
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I had a wet dream once, then I woke up and found out I pee'd myself.
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