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Old 07 May 2008, 02:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
confused Yo Momma’s Day

Yes this is the day for dissen yo momma, or the poster above you’s momma. Spare the happy Mother’s day for your own momma, but say what you will for everyone elses momma!

Since there is no one above me, I’ll have to start on the poster here who loves me the most… and his momma…

Truthhh, yo momma’s so full of shit, that when you give her a kiss on the cheek, she leaves a permanent skid-mark on your forehead.

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Old 07 May 2008, 05:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yo momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
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Old 07 May 2008, 06:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07 May 2008, 06:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yo momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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Old 07 May 2008, 06:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yo momma so loose that she charges 10 bucks a day for storage.
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Old 07 May 2008, 06:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yo Momma's so ugly, Stephen King scared to talk about her.
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Old 07 May 2008, 06:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yo momma so fat, your parent's wedding album was called The Return of Moby Dick
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Old 07 May 2008, 09:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yo momma's so fat, she hula hoops with Jupiter's rings.
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Old 07 May 2008, 10:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Your Mother is so fat she uses a Matress with a Skipping rope tied around it as a Tampoon....
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Yo momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day
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Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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Yo Momma so fat , when she dances the band skips.
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Yo mama so stupid you tell her it's chilli outside and she goes and graps a spoon.
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Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
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