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Old 08 Apr 2008, 12:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Yoda , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
uh oh The perfect Politician is born...



NEW DELHI (AP) — A baby with two faces — two noses, two pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes — was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess.
Hundreds of pilgrims have visited Lali, the 1-month-old baby, and her impoverished parents to touch her feet out of respect and receive blessings.

The baby has caused a sensation in the dusty village of Saini, 25 miles from New Delhi. When she left the hospital, eight hours after a normal delivery, she was swarmed by villagers, Sabir Ali, the director of Saifi Hospital, said Tuesday.

"She drinks milk from her two mouths and opens and shuts all the four eyes at one time," Ali said.

The child apparently has an extremely rare condition known as craniofacial duplication, where a single head has two faces. All of Lali's facial features are duplicated with the exception of her ears — she has two.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2...wo-faces_N.htm

I guess if you're born 2-faced, politics would be a great career!
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Old 08 Apr 2008, 12:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Do you have any idea how that messed with my eyes. I wonder what the life expectancy is of a person with such an abnormality is......to the wikipedia cave.............



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Old 08 Apr 2008, 02:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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All her functions are normal, and she only has one brain. I would expect her to live a full life.

She should learn how to play a saxaphone and take singing lessons. Then practice both at the same time... now that would be a tripp.
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Old 08 Apr 2008, 06:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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