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Old 09 Mar 2008, 07:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Luck usually is not on my side. It's not that I'm unlucky, it's just that I'm not lucky. The other day me and some buddies were leaving a Panthers game. We were walking through the parking lot to the car when I saw a cigar box sitting on the floor behind a tire. I picked it up and opened. It contained what would weigh out to be a half ounce of some great, ground up bud with a blunt already rolled and three extra blunt wraps. The only way it could've been more perfect is if there was more. Nothing like that has ever happened to me. It made the next couple of days fantastic. I still can not figure out why someone would leave that sitting under a car.
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Old 09 Mar 2008, 08:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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thought there were diamonds in that box...

Someone probably dropped it...I threw away a full pack once...When I was still smoking...I gave it up awhile ago though...
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Old 09 Mar 2008, 10:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Reminds me. Panthers have been on a tear lately. Hopefully they can keep it up and sneak into the playoffs.

Anywho, I honestly can't remember the last time I got lucky.
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When I first read the title, I thought you got lucky in some other way.

I can't see how someone would miss a box containing all of that.
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Old 10 Mar 2008, 01:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I would never put anything into my body that I found under a car. Luck is relative though, so congrats!
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I can't see how someone would miss a box containing all of that.
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It'd be pretty funny if finding the weed caused your luck to run out... and then you got caught with it.
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Luck usually is not on my side. It's not that I'm unlucky, it's just that I'm not lucky. The other day me and some buddies were leaving a Panthers game. We were walking through the parking lot to the car when I saw a cigar box sitting on the floor behind a tire. I picked it up and opened. It contained what would weigh out to be a half ounce of some great, ground up bud with a blunt already rolled and three extra blunt wraps. The only way it could've been more perfect is if there was more. Nothing like that has ever happened to me. It made the next couple of days fantastic. I still can not figure out why someone would leave that sitting under a car.
You call that luck? Luck is findingg that box with all that bud, and a lighter. Because if you would have found that box of bud whilst you were stranded on an island w/ no store in sight, how would you have ever been able to spark up??????

That would have been really depressing, so I wouldn't call it luck, I'd call it.... copping on someone's stash!
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Anyone who abandons a stash like that deserves to lose it.

Late.
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Anyone who abandons a stash like that deserves to lose it.

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That's been my defense all along. Who leaves that much bud in a car and doesn't lock it?
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Speaking of bud, I just smoked some last night.
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Nice find Sam....back when I was in high school I used to find bud in the park in front of the school all the time.

Hmmm...maybe I should go take the dogs for a walk...
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