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Old 02 Dec 2007, 11:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Okay so it's public knowledge that I attempted to get a vasectomy a little over three weeks ago and as a result I've got a hematoma in my balls and a ripping pain in my pelvis as a result.

I'm on fucking pain meds but I need to take two of those fucking pills to do anything and I've got to take them every 4 hours on the dot or the pain returns, and even then it doesn't keep the pain away all the time.

I came home from work and I was fucking hurting. It hurts to sit down for 8 hours at work. This weekend we took the kids out for a holiday ride on the local monorail and I fucking got laid up at the end of it. We basically stood in line for an hour and my kids took a ride and we got some pics of them in front of the big Christmas tree.

I couldn't even drive home, the wife had to.

And that's not where it stops, but I don't want to be TMI guy.

Now I know a host of people who've had vasectomies. Three of my neighbors, my father, my uncles and many of their friends and associates and they've NEVER experienced anything like this. They experienced soreness for two or three days and that's it.

I checked on WebMD and the symptoms I have are known in some extremely rare cases to last up to a year. The cause was listed as "usually the experience or technique of the attending Urologist."

At this point I am seriously considering the pursuit of litigation against this asshole Urologist of mine. The people on his staff are fucking worthless bitches who basically refused to even consult the Urologist about writing the prescription for pain meds when I called the day of the procedure, the day after the procedure and the day after that, like the Urologist said to if there was a lot of pain.

It's nearly a month later and this shit is affecting my day to day life with no end in sight and it pisses me off to the Nth degree.

Should I be that guy?

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Old 02 Dec 2007, 11:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Do it. Take the bastard(s) to court and sue the hell out of 'em.
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Old 03 Dec 2007, 12:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Have you gone to a different doctor to get yourself checked out? It wouldn't be a bad idea to see if there is anything seriously wrong that requires medical attention, aside for just the painkillers that you're on right now. It could be something as simple as an infection and you'd just have to take antibiotics for it.
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Old 03 Dec 2007, 12:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I know who Cellino and Barnes are. Their fucking ads are everywhere. They're who I'd go to for a consultation, I'm sure they'd know better than I if it's actually worth it or not.

There is no infection...the problem is with a hematoma, a rather large one that the doctor says will dissolve eventually...

There's nothing they can do except treat the pain.

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Old 03 Dec 2007, 11:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sue em. This is pain and suffering. Of course it means you will be like a john edwards piece of trash but the docs have a lot of malpractice insurance these days so make them pay because THESE ARE YOUR BALLS.
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Old 03 Dec 2007, 11:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Dude, this is above and beyond anything you should tolerate.

I hate malpractice suits when they are frivolous. This obviously is not. Sue his ass.
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This doctor screwed you up. I say sue him.
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Sue. No doctor should fuck you over this bad.
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sorry to hear this problem still going Glue...I've got to agree with everyone here...sue him to make sure his ass won't fuck anyone else over again...
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You mind as well be "That Guy" if it means saving the little guy.
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sue em..its your balls man.. i mean, what else in the world is more important to a man then the the thing that makes him a man...sue him to hell.
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It's not like they dumped hot coffee in your lap. This could be with you forever, and who knows who else this doc did this to. Do it. It's not a bad thing to nail some quack that wasn't doing his job. You're lucky you aren't pissing in a bag or something.
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It's not like they dumped hot coffee in your lap. This could be with you forever, and who knows who else this doc did this to. Do it. It's not a bad thing to nail some quack that wasn't doing his job. You're lucky you aren't pissing in a bag or something.
Seriously. They didn't ruin a pair of pants, they fucking mutilated you.
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