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Old 14 Nov 2007, 01:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I was walking into work when I came upon this retarded guy in a wheelchair. He was grunting and straining and rocking his chair leaning as far forward as his harness would let him. I saw a pair of sunglasses on the ground and he turned and looked at me, rocking and moaning. "Aww shit," I thought. Now I have to help this guy.

I walk over and pick up the glasses and put them on top of a book that was sitting on his lap. "Fraaaaaaamk Ooooo," he says to me, still gyrating uncontrollably. Then his arm flies out from its previous position -- pinned to his collarbone -- and he knocks the glasses several feet away. Annoyed, I go over and once again pick them up and set them on his lap again. "Fraaaaaaamk Ooooo," I hear again as I walk into the building. I mumble, "You're welcome," as I hear the glasses crack on the pavement again.

I kept walking. I bet he had been doing that all day.

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Old 14 Nov 2007, 01:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Lmao

He didn't have a keeper or anything?
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Old 14 Nov 2007, 01:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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He didn't have a keeper or anything?
Apparently not. This guy was really fucked up, like, not able to function. I don't know why he was left alone.
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Old 14 Nov 2007, 01:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Should have picked it up again...maybe it was a test...maybe the guy is a fucking Billionaire and was trying to find someone with a nice heart to give his money away......you blew it Trev...

Okay...that sound retarded...I need to stay away from the keyboards when I don't make sense...
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Old 14 Nov 2007, 01:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Okay...that sound retarded...
Were you in the fucking chair?

The only billions this guy has is bowel obstructions from eating crayons and paste.
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Old 14 Nov 2007, 10:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 14 Nov 2007, 10:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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He didn't have a keeper or anything?
A Keeper?

You should've choked his ass, and told him "Drop the damn glasses again, you won't be shaking because of retardation, it'll be because your dying from lost of air".
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you wish you were like him, Truthhh, so people would actually give you the attention you crave.
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lol, thats great. I had a similar experience with some guy walking into a door all the damn time, i would open the door then he just walks into another like he couldn't function his hands or something.

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Awwww, Did I offend you retard?





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aww poor you, can't take a joke? can dish it but can't take it? I was kidding. However you gotta be real waste of space to wish death on people.

And yeah, I was kidding but it does offend me, you think those people don't look upon the world and wish they could be "normal" you think they asked to be born like that? to have no life, to not who you are and where you belong? to just exist and not live? no, they don't. If you spent a day in they're shoes, you would be able to hack it. Every day people fret and stress and get upset over the smallest things, forgetting that there are people out there who have more serious problems, its pretty selfish.
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aww poor you, can't take a joke? can dish it but can't take it? I was kidding. However you gotta be real waste of space to wish death on people.

And yeah, I was kidding but it does offend me, you think those people don't look upon the world and wish they could be "normal" you think they asked to be born like that? to have no life, to not who you are and where you belong? to just exist and not live? no, they don't. If you spent a day in they're shoes, you would be able to hack it. Every day people fret and stress and get upset over the smallest things, forgetting that there are people out there who have more serious problems, its pretty selfish.
My God, Man get off your fucking soap box. Retarded people are funny, period. I know it's a shame and they want to be normal and all, but they're still fucking funny. Don't come throwing your guilt trip on me, throw on their parents. Who more times then not are either dope addicts, inbreds, or retarded themselves and should never bring a kid in the world. They know the odds are the little guy might come out a little special, and have a hard life, but they made the choice to bring him here, not me.

It's simple, if you are a parent of a retarded kid, you made him that away. So it should be your job to make sure he doesn't have to deal with the ridicule. The easiest way to do that is, to not let him out of the house. Then he won't have to deal with getting cracked on.

Feed him, make sure he's clean, and buy him what ever he wants. But don't let him out of the house, unless it's a medical emergency....


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You take shit too seriously. Relax, no one is gonna choke some disabled man.
I don't know about that...it's a sick world full of stupid people.

If I'm ever like that guy Trev happened upon though...feel free to just shoot me in the face with a bazooka. It's all about quality of life for me.

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If I'm ever like that guy Trev happened upon though...feel free to just shoot me in the face with a bazooka. It's all about quality of life for me.

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A friend and I were driving down a somewhat busy street in my town and there was a really fat Mexican swinging on an old school porch swing out by the street listening to music on these big ass headphones and he looked really funny...

...turns out he's retarded.
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