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Old 07 Nov 2007, 09:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wasn't as bad as I thought.

Never felt anything like getting the anesthesia though......needle of lidocane four times to each nut...that sucked.

Now I can't have sex for 5 days, I can't shower for 48 hours, and I have to blow 30 more loads, two of which need to be tested to be sure that the supersperms are all dead, before I'm officially done having children.

So I'm sitting here, wearing briefs for the first time since middle school, gauze on my package, sitting on a bag of frozen peas, contemplating when to call the guy and up the pain meds from Ibuprofen to vikes or something...

At least I'll get some muscle relaxers out of the deal.

When was the last time you went under the knife?? This was my first surgery ever.

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Old 07 Nov 2007, 10:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Only teeth pulled for me.....but as far as "the snip" goes I think I am going to wait until I'm an old man and I completely loose my sex drive before I get that done.
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Old 07 Nov 2007, 11:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wisdom teeth... if that counts.

I've been lucky health-wise. Not much drama in that department for me.
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Old 07 Nov 2007, 11:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Only teeth pulled for me.....but as far as "the snip" goes I think I am going to wait until I'm an old man and I completely loose my sex drive before I get that done.
A vasecotmy doesn't kill your sex drive. I got this thing because I have an overactive sex drive and do not want any more kids.

They snip a couple of tubes...they don't cut off your dick.

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A vasecotmy doesn't kill your sex drive. I got this thing because I have an overactive sex drive and do not want any more kids.

They snip a couple of tubes...they don't cut off your dick.

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Old 07 Nov 2007, 02:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm gonna have to get this done someday soon

Never really had surgery. Wisdom teeth out, but that's not really the same. Had tubes and stuff and ear surgery as a kid.
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Old 07 Nov 2007, 03:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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...that sounds scary as fuck...I have the greatness fear for needles...so needles to the nuts...fuck that shiiiiiiiiit...let a bunch of kids running around looking like me...

The last time I've got surgery was my only time too...which was back in 2002/2003 I have a "root canal" and have to "insert a crow" into my teeth or something...I can't eat anything for a couple days...can't brush my teeth, which smells like shiiiit...had to drink milk and eat soup...fucking hate it...oh and the bill came out 4,000 bucks or more...and this was done in a dentist office...I was like fucking shit...glad I was insured or else I would still be paying off that fucking bill...
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A vasecotmy doesn't kill your sex drive. I got this thing because I have an overactive sex drive and do not want any more kids.

They snip a couple of tubes...they don't cut off your dick.

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So how long do you have to wait until you can bust a nut again?
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Old 07 Nov 2007, 05:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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So how long do you have to wait until you can bust a nut again?
Five days.

And that's not the fucking worst part. This shit fucking hurts. As time has elapsed, the pain's gotten worse, among...other...things...

It hurts to walk, it hurts to sit, it hurts to lay down, it hurts to adjust myself when I'm laying down. I called in for a scrip of something to help out and I basically got this fat bitch on the phone who refused to give anything, she said to call tomorrow if the pain persists. Well, I'm calling at 8am and I'm staying on the phone until that fucking worthless sweathog calls a scrip into my pharmacy, because I don't need this shit.

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Oh vasecotmy...nevermind I though you were talking about the foreskin.
That's circumcision and I was fortunate enough to have had that resolved at birth. Trust me...if you've still got foreskin Boston, you don't want to get circumcised at this point in your life.

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That's circumcision and I was fortunate enough to have had that resolved at birth. Trust me...if you've still got foreskin Boston, you don't want to get circumcised at this point in your life.

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Oh hell no, that's probably about 30 years down the line til I consider that.
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Why have I always heard vasectomies are a painless procedure? Is that all propaganda?

Only surgery I had was having my tonsils removed. I was young...like in early elementary school. I don't remember much, but I remember when they gave me the "gas"...I had a stuffed dog I got from the hospital, and they put the mask on him too to make me feel better I still have him too
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in kindergarten had a hernia surgery, then 4th grade had a double hernia surgery, then about 2 years ago had another single hernia surgery...its not so fun.
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I've seriously considered having this done...soon.
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Knees, appendectomy, cholecystectomy, Haglunds resection, gastroc slide.... other words too damn many.
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Last surgery I had was to get my appendix removed and that was back in May of last year,it was also my first surgery so I was quite scared of the whole thing happening but it worth it to get rid of the pain I was in.After the surgery I was still in pain from the stiches and had to miss two weeks of work,which sucked because the week before the surgery I was on my vacation from work.

Other than that I haven't anything else really big,a few ingrown toenail removals but that's about it.
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