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Old 06 Nov 2007, 12:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a Steelers Fan and a sheep??

The sheep doesn't want to fuck the Steelers Fan.

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Old 06 Nov 2007, 01:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06 Nov 2007, 01:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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San Francisco sports franchises.
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Old 06 Nov 2007, 06:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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BAY AREA sports franchises...
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Old 06 Nov 2007, 07:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Fuck it bring on the baby jokes. What's red and crawls up a chicks legs?

A home sick abortion.
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Old 06 Nov 2007, 08:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This thread is a joke...so, it looks like you beat me to it....
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Old 06 Nov 2007, 12:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The Horse and the Chicken

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my ***** and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

Moral of the Story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.





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Old 06 Nov 2007, 01:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the funeral?

Because he had nobody to go with!!

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Old 06 Nov 2007, 04:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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