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Old 30 Oct 2007, 10:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I had the fucking unfortunate luck of getting selected for some fucking bullshit jurt duty. Went in today and I have to be back first thing in the morning on Thursday and possibly Friday...and then if I get selected it'll fucking go on longer.

I'm not allowed to say anything about the case really but I will say that its something that isn't going to be done in a single day or even a single week if I do get selected. I've thought about going to some major extremes to make sure that doesn't happen...not sure if I'll actually go through those plans tho.

So yeah...I'm irritated by this bullshit. It doubly sucks for me because I work afternoons so its not like I get the day off work for this shit...as soon as I'm done at the court house I gotta go into work for that shift.

It looks like my already reduced time I've been spending on PWF is about to be reduced even more for the next week or longer.

Have any of you ever served on a jury? Was it incredibly boring, stupid, and fucking lame?

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Old 31 Oct 2007, 12:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Weak. Just tell them you're biased against whatever the crime is and everyone is guilty until proven innocent
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Old 31 Oct 2007, 01:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I actually haven't been selected...it have been almost 4 years since I'm eligible to be selected...shit now that I mentioned it...with my luck running the way it is right now...I'll probably get that letter like tomorrow...shiteeee...
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Old 31 Oct 2007, 10:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I was once selected 3 months straight...random my ass. But since I own a farm I cannot be pulled away as it will become detrimental to the health of the livestock.
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Old 31 Oct 2007, 10:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, I got stuck in some juror pool a couple years ago. What a waste of time. Like hundreds of people got hassled and the fucking lawyers never got their shit together and the judge dismissed everybody. No wonder the courts are a mess. There were so many lying chinese people there putting on the real think accent. Like "I no speaky de engrish!" and shit trying to get dismissed. The judge was a real dick like "don't worry, we got translators."
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Old 31 Oct 2007, 11:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I got selected once for it, but I got out of due to my unit being deployed to the Middle East.
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Old 31 Oct 2007, 03:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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say you have some type of mental disorder or something like it. that way you don't have to go.
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Old 31 Oct 2007, 04:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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^Speaking from experience I imagine. I know those Pumpkin Center judges will believe anything.
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just say your racist against one of the ethnicities involved in the case, and you feel it would be unfair and unfit to America to have your racism determine the outcome of the case..
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I got out of it.
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Old 08 Nov 2007, 05:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Jury duty is lame... and I had a brilliant idea about how us law abiding , respectable, voters should all get out of it.

Like, the military has the marines to go first in the line of duty... the voters should have the unemployed...

JUST, think about it...
First of all, which one of you job having people support yourself, your household or your family or any combination of that on $5.00 a hour...

Not too many since the Minimum wage is like 6.00 ish (I think)

But for people who currently earn $0.00 dollars an hour, $5.00 is like having temp work. If you are signed in with the unemployment, you should be signed in as "possible juror".

More people would eat, and less people would bitch.

ONE POSSILBE LATENT SIDE EFFECT:

If the unemployed are there because they are too stupid to be a McMoron, or some closely related job holder, then they may be too stupid to decide who should be put in prison.

If the unemployed could not be held to the upkeep of our judicial system because they had little to absolutely no idea how it is supposed to work, then some peole might be wrongly incriminated...

Just an after thought...
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Old 08 Nov 2007, 05:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Jury duty is lame... and I had a brilliant idea about how us law abiding , respectable, voters should all get out of it.

Like, the military has the marines to go first in the line of duty... the voters should have the unemployed...

JUST, think about it...
First of all, which one of you job having people support yourself, your household or your family or any combination of that on $5.00 a hour...

Not too many since the Minimum wage is like 6.00 ish (I think)

But for people who currently earn $0.00 dollars an hour, $5.00 is like having temp work. If you are signed in with the unemployment, you should be signed in as "possible juror".

More people would eat, and less people would bitch.

ONE POSSILBE LATENT SIDE EFFECT:

If the unemployed are there because they are too stupid to be a McMoron, or some closely related job holder, then they may be too stupid to decide who should be put in prison.

If the unemployed could not be held to the upkeep of our judicial system because they had little to absolutely no idea how it is supposed to work, then some peole might be wrongly incriminated...

Just an after thought...
It is supposed to be a jury of my peers. My peers are not homeless, jobless losers who will decide my fate if I'm ever in front of them.
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Old 08 Nov 2007, 05:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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^ yeah that too!

But "your" peers are not on the jury bench either... not for you, or me, or that black guy...
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But "your" peers are not on the jury bench either... not for you, or me, or that black guy...
You have to be registered to vote to be on a jury. I'll take my chances, even though I don't like the odds.
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