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Old 26 Oct 2007, 08:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Arrow So the mother just found out i did the dirty under her roof..

...though with me being 22 i'm sure she knew before today.

But heres it went down. We were tidying my bedroom up because were getting something fitted tommorrow. I had to move my wardrobe to one of end of the bedroom, at first some handcuffs fell out from the bottom,lol, but i managed to be sly(hehe) about it and kicked it under the bed before she can see it. We move the wardrobe and then she starts picking up some stuff from the floor, but then to my surprise they was a condom wrapper on the floor!!! Soon as i saw it i thought "Fuck! Busted.", i usually clear my tracks well, so when i saw this my eyes nearly popped out of my head. She was like, "Whats this?! A condom wrapper!!", i decided to play dumb and i was like, "Huh, i'm not sure what that is, where did it come from?",lol and then she goes, "It come from in your room and near your bed", then i lied outright and was like,"That ain't mine, not sure how it got there", stupid move really. In the end she goes, "Well atleast i know you protect yourself", at which point i change the topic.

So whens the last time you found yourself in an ackward situation?
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When I read this thread, would be the last time.

Haha Sly, BUSTED!
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Now that would have been a nightmare. Would have had to pinch myself to wake up.

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Now that would have been a nightmare. Would have had to pinch myself to wake up.



What's worse is living with your girlfriends parents and having them find the pregnancy test....I'm surpirsed I didn't get my ass kicked for that.
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I'm surprised you never did get your ass kicked, especially if the woman's dad was home, nine outta ten that would have usually been a fight.
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I take it someone found a used condom? lol. If so that must have been crazy, no getting outta that one.
No lol. We were fucking paranoid as hell about that shit, so we wouldn't even throw them away in the house

After we were done, I'd put it in a ziplock baggy or a grocery bag, and then we'd go for a walk around the neighborhood and throw it down a sewer, or in someone else's trash can
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I take it someone found a used condom? lol. If so that must have been crazy, no getting outta that one.



I'm surprised you never did get your ass kicked, especially if the woman's dad was home, nine outta ten that would have usually been a fight.
I wasn't worried about the dad as much as her crazy Mexican mom....I bet if it was her 15 year old brother's 18 year old girlfriend I guarantee she would be atleast physically removed from their home.

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No lol. We were fucking paranoid as hell about that shit, so we wouldn't even throw them away in the house

After we were done, I'd put it in a ziplock baggy or a grocery bag, and then we'd go for a walk around the neighborhood and throw it down a sewer, or in someone else's trash can
I do a similar thing. I'll wrapped it all up and then place in a bag, then i'll go out and ditch it in a skip. So when i found the wrapper today i was quite shocked. Meh, shit happens, i'll just have to be more careful next time, or i'll just do all that business at my girls house instead.
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LMAO good times Sly.

I remember when I was like 19 or something I'd brought this chick back to my parents house and we were absolutely fucking just destroying my boxspring when my mom came home. I didn't even hear her until she shut the front door.

She just about busted in on us, but I threw myself against the door to my room and was like "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pretty much no way she didn't realize exactly what was happening there. Oh well. Moved out not too long after that.

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you're 22 years old, why do you still live with your mother?
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LMAO good times Sly.

I remember when I was like 19 or something I'd brought this chick back to my parents house and we were absolutely fucking just destroying my boxspring when my mom came home. I didn't even hear her until she shut the front door.

She just about busted in on us, but I threw myself against the door to my room and was like "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pretty much no way she didn't realize exactly what was happening there. Oh well. Moved out not too long after that.

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