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Old 15 Sep 2007, 04:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So we're all out drinking last night ...and I'm talkin to my friends.

I make a comment
"Fuck Heaven..I don't wanna go. All the cool people are gona be in Hell anyways. Thats where the party at."

Some drunk bitch at the bar hears me and gets all offended.

so I'm like "You're tryin to tell me that the guy who's been gropin on your drunk ass all night ain't gonna be able to tell us all what you're like in bed? I ain't see no ring on yo finger. Sit your hypocritical ass down bitch."

Which I guess snapped her little boyfriend out of his Heineken and titty induced trance...an he stands up an starts yellin at me. I tell him to sit down and shut up. At this point things are about to get physical....

a bunch of my friends come grab an drag me outside, tell me I need to cool off.

I gave the fucker a few minutes to come outside and fuckin man up...but he never came, so we went back in. I settled up and I fuckin left.

Goddam churchies shouldn't be alowed in bars.

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Old 15 Sep 2007, 09:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Usually when I'm at a bar, I try to start a game of dice. Then I take a mothafucka's money.

It's low profile.
Usually when I see someone like you at a bar, I point and laugh saying "HAHA 1957 called, they want their gimmick back"
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I don' e'en know what this cracka talkin bou.

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I kiddin ya man...I love your posts.

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Ha Ha Ha....

could be worse...

Could be Sub-sub-suburban New York.....

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I like Western New York.

I go to Canada for strippers though...we're better than Detroit...but still...

Late.
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I like Western New York.

I go to Canada for strippers though...we're better than Detroit...but still...

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ye who call it "Crapchester"

Canadians don't do much right...but dammit they know titties...

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Crapchester it is and Crapchester it'll forever be. I love it.

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I like Western New York.

I go to Canada for strippers though...we're better than Detroit...but still...

Late.
Try some of the strip clubs in south Florida, more specifically Pompano Beach.

Sure, I can't go in, but I've seen some of the girls that work at the 29853092852903 clubs in that god forsaken town.
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I go to Canada for strippers though...we're better than Detroit...but still...

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I damn near got myself killed last night....

Went to a military bar, and my drunk ass got in a fight with some fuck wearing a Brady Quinn jersey

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