ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum

Go Back   ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum > Non-Wrestling > Off-Topic

Off-Topic Come here to talk about anything that is off-topic.

I come to you tonight to discuss a very serious problem....
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 13 Sep 2007, 05:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
CK
Spin Doctor
 
CK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: oHIo
Posts: 17,758
Rep Power: 5407
CK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DC
Send a message via AIM to CK
Default I come to you tonight to discuss a very serious problem....

I'm talking about gas....

Not the stuff you put in your car either....

I'm talkin bout the god awful smell that can only be produced after a late night run to Taco Bell.....using the fire sauce....then following it up with about 8 Guiness....

The type of gas that makes the paint on the walls chip and peel....

the type of gas that bellows forth from your ass like the horn on a semi truck...

the type of gas that clears a room.....

the type of gas that makes you say "Goddam....that's some powerful anal fumage." and fills you with a disturbing sense of pride...

the type of gas that upon release makes your pants fit a little better....

the type of gas that makes the dog whimper and leave the room....




Needless to say, I had Taco Bell and Guiness tonight.....and goddam thats some righteous fumes.......
What gives you gas?
CK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 Sep 2007, 06:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
-pelican-
 
lithium-jane's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Oztralia
Posts: 734
Rep Power: 666
lithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICK
Default

the type of gas that somehow smells so much fucking worse in the shower?
__________________
<a href="http://www.tripletags.com/profile.asp?memberID=96125"><img src="http://www.tripletags.com/uploads/l/lithium-jane384126092.jpg" alt="lithium-jane[] - brought to you by TripleTags.com" border="0"></a>
lithium-jane is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 Sep 2007, 06:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
CK
Spin Doctor
 
CK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: oHIo
Posts: 17,758
Rep Power: 5407
CK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DCCK You want to be like DC
Send a message via AIM to CK
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by lithium-jane
the type of gas that somehow smells so much fucking worse in the shower?
the type of gas that smells so bad in the shower that the water tries to go back into the shower head
CK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 Sep 2007, 08:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
Tumbleweed
 
xer0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 8,546
Rep Power: 3666
xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.xer0 : Cocksucker.
Default

I dunno what's causing it but I have been having terrible gas the past few weeks. Along with that my stomach has been hurting really badly...for a couple days I was starting to worry that my appendix may need to be taken out.
xer0 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 Sep 2007, 04:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
Psycho in my own mind...
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: PG Reppin'
Posts: 28,820
Infractions: 1/0 (0)
Rep Power: 7818
STICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DCSTICK You want to be like DC
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by lithium-jane
the type of gas that somehow smells so much fucking worse in the shower?
Holy shit...a chick that just admitted to farting


I just have bad gas all the time. Cyn can vouch for me
STICK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 Sep 2007, 04:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
No Frills
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: I'm back here
Posts: 6,344
Rep Power: 254
Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Nick Saban , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
Default

Anything I get in the galley or anything my sister cooks. My farts are the stuff of legend on my ship. Farting is my middle name (seriously).
Nick Saban is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 Sep 2007, 04:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
J-E-T-S
 
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 4,139
Rep Power: 1854
Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.Skill spends too much goddamn time on the interwebs.
Send a message via Yahoo to Skill
Default

My gas is never really that bad. My brother and my dad on the other hand have deadly gas.
__________________



Skill is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 Sep 2007, 04:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
Heavyweight
 
Spear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Taylorville, IL
Posts: 11,017
Rep Power: 2501
Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.Spear should cut his own throat and bleed to death.
Send a message via MSN to Spear Send a message via Yahoo to Spear
Default

Olive Oil. My body just doesn't like that stuff. Didn't help that my mom's boyfriend soaked everything in it. God that stuff messed my digestive system up.
__________________
Spear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 Sep 2007, 08:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
-pelican-
 
lithium-jane's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Oztralia
Posts: 734
Rep Power: 666
lithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICKlithium-jane is a STICK
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by STICK
Holy shit...a chick that just admitted to farting
any chick that doesn't is a fucking idiot, everybody does it, even the queen.
__________________
<a href="http://www.tripletags.com/profile.asp?memberID=96125"><img src="http://www.tripletags.com/uploads/l/lithium-jane384126092.jpg" alt="lithium-jane[] - brought to you by TripleTags.com" border="0"></a>
lithium-jane is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 Sep 2007, 09:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
Hanh!
 
Side Effect's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 12,825
Rep Power: 1195
Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.
Default

Arby's.
Side Effect is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
RAW vs SD, The One vs Stick. Discuss Exo World Wrestling Entertainment 26 17 Aug 2006 08:53 PM
Discuss the person above you Dade Off-Topic 100 07 Dec 2005 02:59 PM
Discuss Raw *Spoiler* Malice X World Wrestling Entertainment 3 28 Oct 2002 09:00 PM
*SPOILER* Discuss RAW Slash World Wrestling Entertainment 19 15 Oct 2002 12:57 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:42 PM.

Attribution:
Powered by Yahoo Answers



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2 © 2011, Crawlability, Inc.