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Old 22 Jul 2007, 01:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Throat Gaggers is a pornographic movie series consisting of eleven features, the first of which was released in 2002. The series is produced by the Red Light District pornography studio. The videos feature actresses receiving forced oral sex ("skull fucking") which causes gagging and sometimes vomiting.

Throat Gagger films typically show several vignettes of young female pornstars being thrown down and having large *****es forced into the female's mouth by several different men. This is often accompanied by verbal abuse and turkey slapping (cock-to-face slapping). Dialogue for these scenes varies from simple dirty talk to name-calling and banter which degrades the recipient and encourages gagging.

A common position for the action is where the girl is lying on her back with her head hanging off the edge of a table, thus allowing the male to insert his ***** down her throat, causing extreme drooling and showing great quantities of saliva, pre-ejaculate and semen flowing from the actress's mouth.

The videos have won praise. The first video in the series, Throat Gaggers, received the 2003 Adult Video News "Best Oral-Themed Feature" award. Of the eight videos reviewed at AVN.com (see References below), six have received the top "AAAA" rating, one received a "AAA-1/2" rating, and one received a "AAA" rating.


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Old 22 Jul 2007, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 22 Jul 2007, 01:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A friend of mine from the area. One day a while ago we were talking and he'd mentioned the site and I was like I post on the forums!!

He was like......they have a forum?

He's not really a forum guy, as you can see by his post count.

BTW...if you want to see a chick gagging on cock...try this.

Well there's one snippet where she's got this guy's fucking monster schlong right up to the hilt...

The rest is pretty funny, actually.

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Randy Orton

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Randy, in the middle of one of his rigorous training exercises. As the picture suggests, he gets off on the pain.


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Randy Orton, aka "The Legend Killer" & "The Rootin' Tootin' Legend Killer" (born December 25, 0000 bc/ad) is the son of cowboy legend John Wayne and Rodeo Clown Bob Orton.
His claims to fame are the RKO, a professional (i.e. real) wrestling move that devastates your opponent, and killing legends, like Link, Hercules, Captain Obvious or John Wayne. Of course we don't have anything but Randy's words to go on about these wins, but he seems honest. Christian views of Randy Orton (see also RKOlogy) center on the belief that Randy is the Messiah whose coming was promised in the Old Testament. Christians predominantly believe that Randy Orton is God incarnate, who came to provide salvation and reconciliation with God. Nontrinitarian Christians profess various other interpretations regarding his divinity. Other Christian beliefs include Randy Orton's Virgin Birth, performance of miracles, fulfillment of biblical prophecy, ascension into Heaven, and future Second Coming.
Modern day scientists and opinion makers firmly believe Randy is the only product of an immaculate conception to deficate in a girls handbag. In order to validate this theory, opinion makers plan to ask Jesus Christ if he had ever been tempted to have a number two in a chicks handbag from "back in the day". The method used to interview Jesus would be most likely through the construction of a ladder to heaven as seen in popular cartoon series SouthPark.











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At the old age of seven, Vince first saw photos of many giant muscular man covered in slime and grease manufactured from polish sausages, trademarked by Nestle. Many believes it is viewed that early experiences like this lead to the massive chubby anytime he saw someone over 6'5ft tall. The young Vince began to promote fights on the playground between pizza face and lars, lars won the majority of the time in these matches because Pizza face's head made a good target being bright red. soon making the very first version of the WWE (that time WWF) championship out of construction paper. After a year had gone by the young Vince Mcmahon felt the kids were too small and then told the kids about this new substance he discovered called "Steroids." For some odd reason not one of those kids ever made it past the age of 40.
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Do to the success of Vinces playgroud wrestling, in the late 1970's, he then started to move his wrestling in arena's all across the country. Vince has a strict steroid policy, that if any person on the wwe roster is found without steroids in his/her body, they are fired on the spot. █████ █████ was able to get around this policy, but paid the price by killing himself after the infamous house match that occoured between him and his wife and son.
<CODE>“There is no proof that █████ █████ used steroids. Thank you.”</CODE>

<DL><DD><CODE>~ WWE on █████ █████'█ steroid use</CODE> </DD></DL><CODE>“Again, he did not use steroids. Thank you.”</CODE>

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[edit] The Beginning of Mcmahonism

In June 2007, Vince McMahon was blown up in a limo explosion. After the Horrific events, Mcmahon was resurrected from the dead coming down from the ski on an episode of RAW, Proclaiming himself as god. WWE has reported that sometime in the first week of July, in an attempt to prove he's really god, Vince Mcmahon will bring back every dead wrestler in the last 20 years and have them all fight in a battle royal with the winner getting to come back to life. The Losers however must die again and this time stay dead forever.
[edit] Anti-Mcmahonism

Vince has had problems recently with the anti-McMahonism group known as VKM (Voodoo Kin Mafia). VKM was started by two TNATHEISTS, shortly after Vince proclaimed himself god. VKM has made several threats and even went as far as capturing some of the McMahon followers from a WWE show, beating and torturing them for their beliefs.


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