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Old 16 Jul 2007, 01:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The other day I went to work with what felt like water in my ear. I could hear my own breathing. It was driving me insane. I was fingering my ear trying to fix it. I was jumping up and down like Kramer in the Seinfeld series finale.

A friend of mine asked if I wanted to go to the corner and get some coffee. I joined him on the break and just as we walked into the coffee shop door I felt something shift in my stomach. There was a sudden pain, followed by a gurgling. Immediately I felt the need to leave. I told him I'd be back in a few minutes, and I ran back to work, charged into the bathroom, and took a giant liquidy shit. The kind so powerful my feet lifted off the floor and my legs went straight out in front of me. After what seemed like hours of asshole burning torture I stood up to gaze upon my creation to find that not only was my deposit to that porcelain realm magnificent...

My ear was fixed.

I shat so hard my ear fixed itself.

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Old 16 Jul 2007, 02:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Congratulations. The ear thing is pretty funny, but I loves me a nice, thorough, cleansing evacuation. Priceless...simply priceless old chap.



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Old 16 Jul 2007, 02:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You have no idea how proud of myself I was.
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Old 16 Jul 2007, 12:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"Fingering my ear"

Trev, I had no idea...

Also, I was constipated this weekend. I didn't shit for like 50 hours. Finally when I did the fucker was like a loaf of bread
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As for the ear and shit saga, strange, that is all that comes to mind on this subject.
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Trev, I had no idea...
That was a typo....

I meant fisting...
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Old 16 Jul 2007, 03:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Has anyone ever taken a picture of their shit? I mean, has anyone else taken a picture of their shit?

We should start a thread where everyone takes pics of their shit and posts it. No, wait, we should start a contest where the shits battle each other to become "The Greatest Shit Of All Time!"
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Has anyone ever taken a picture of their shit? I mean, has anyone else taken a picture of their shit?

We should start a thread where everyone takes pics of their shit and posts it. No, wait, we should start a contest where the shits battle each other to become "The Greatest Shit Of All Time!"
I could make a GSOAT sub-forum.
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Ever have drop a turd that looks like it's gonna climb out of the bowl ?
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Has anyone ever taken a picture of their shit? I mean, has anyone else taken a picture of their shit?

We should start a thread where everyone takes pics of their shit and posts it. No, wait, we should start a contest where the shits battle each other to become "The Greatest Shit Of All Time!"
I've thought about doing it and posting here Then I was like, "People will think that's really fucking gross



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the lighting in my bathroom is bad, i didnt have an incredible hulk shit, ty

i take pics all the time of my shits and send them to my friends
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One day I get an e-mail from my friend Matt. It is titled General Tso Chicken. So I am like WTF. I open the e-mail to read it and it is a picture of his shit. I haven't been able to eat it since and if someone is eating it in front of me I start to gag.
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