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Old 12 Jul 2007, 09:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Arrow So i nearly got me an australian girl, emphasis on nearly..

..but i fucked up,lol. I'll tell you the story.

Today i was out and going off to see a friend so as i was walking i noticed this fine woman walking along and there i was minding my business walking along with my MP3 player when she suddenly asks me if i knew where the train station was so me being a gentleman an all i pointed her in the right direction. But i then suddenly smelt an opportunity, she was hot, dark hair, good figure and about 5ft5, i'm single now, have been for a few weeks, she wore sunglasses so i couldn't see her eye colour, till later on when she took it off. So anyway with all this in mind and the opportunity there from her talking to me i came out with the old classic "where you from?" line as i knew she wasn't from England from the accent and then she came out with "Oh, i'm from Sydney, Australia, you from London?" and i was like "yes i am, just came back from uni, so are you here on vacation?" and she was like "No, i'm here to live, i just arrived four days ago", once again another opportunity presented itself, so as we walked nearer to the station i mentioned to her as shes just arrived that if she needs any help getting around she should give me a call and she goes yes and was quite optimistic, but heres where it gets funny and heres where i fucked up. Her name is Marissa by the way.

As i was putting my number in her phone i struggled to work out how to use the phone, so i ended up putting my number in and i put in the wrong number so i went to delete it but ended up deleting the whole thing, so anyway i was like "i can't really use your phone", so she goes "how about i give you my number?" so i was like "cool, thats sounds better and i'll just text you my number". So i put her number in my phone and we say bye, but just as i am about to press save my mum starts ringing me,lol, so i just pick up and speak to her, but as soon i hang up i realise that some how i have deleted her number by accident and i'm like, "damn, ain't that a bitch",lol.

So whats the last funny thing that happened to you? Or the clumsiest thing you've done recently?
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Old 13 Jul 2007, 12:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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damn...she'll call again...they typically do...and next time make sure you don't delete the number and get yourself some of that Australian goods......

Last clumsy thing i did was lose the ring my girl gave to me...spent the day look for it in my room...and finally realized that i put it in the car because I took it out when I went to work......
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The last clumsy thing I did happened while I was playing pool. I was shooting a ball into a corner pocket and my friend was standing in front of where I was shooting the cue ball. I accidentally jumped the ball and hit him in the nuts.
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Ya know....Aussies and Canucks don't typically get much praise from me....but goddam do they have some HOT women

You done fucked up Sly....your mum woulda called back
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I said you had some HOT women...what the fuck do you want from me?

Other than that dude, I'm sorry....but your weather sucks, the soccer obsession is sad....

You guys got that Penal Colony thing goin on...which is pretty cool.

Your women tho....sweet mother of god, I've met a number of Aussie women. QUALITY.
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Yep, i agree i fucked up. At the time i thought "damn", but then i managed to get some humor out of it.
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I hooked up with this Aussie chef chick a bunch of years back. She was fucking fine. She was on some sort of chef tour competition thing, I dunno. Her other chefs were a bunch of scrubs. But this one, damn. So she was only in town for 4 days and we hooked up on day one and totally went at it like crazy. I was not very good, you know, in bed, cause I was pretty young and not very experienced. But I rocked her out. Then she left for a month and came back into sf for a 1 day layover. That was the last time I saw her. She used to call me a lot from Australia and send me gifts and dirty letters and stuff. It was awsome. But at the same time, I was like, uh, you live on the other side of the planet, maybe we should see other people...

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Other than that dude, I'm sorry....but your weather sucks, the soccer obsession is sad....
There's nothing wrong with our weather and our obsession (not mine however) is AFL and Cricket...
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I hooked up with this Aussie chef chick a bunch of years back. She was fucking fine. She was on some sort of chef tour competition thing, I dunno. Her other chefs were a bunch of scrubs. But this one, damn. So she was only in town for 4 days and we hooked up on day one and totally went at it like crazy. I was not very good, you know, in bed, cause I was pretty young and not very experienced. But I rocked her out. Then she left for a month and came back into sf for a 1 day layover. That was the last time I saw her. She used to call me a lot from Australia and send me gifts and dirty letters and stuff. It was awsome. But at the same time, I was like, uh, you live on the other side of the planet, maybe we should see other people...

You fucked up sly
I know, i know, i dropped the ball, i let the team down.

Interesting story though, i agree long distance relationships, especially one that far away is a no, no.
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When my leg heals up you are so getting kicked in the nuts, then we will have beer or 20...but first a Beckham style bending shot to the sack.
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Well there's good news and bad news.

Bad news...Sly...you done fucked up.

Good news...you can always fly to the Penal Colony and have your pick of the real thing.

Better news...Spain is like...a boat ride away.

While certainly not degrading the quality of Austrailian women...having sampled the goods I can say yes, they are top drawer......but chicks from Spain > all, IMO.



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thats true, I know what you mean, but you get used to it...well, you don't if you live in Darwin...thats INSANELY hot.
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