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Ok....one more and then I'm calling it a night
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Old 01 Jul 2007, 07:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Ok....one more and then I'm calling it a night

I just watched that Turistas or Touristas or whatever the fuck it was called....Hostel 1.5: Lame in Brazil is what it sohould have been called....anyways, I watched it and it made me realize something....I;m not nearly drunk enough...SO I'm gonna make this thread and then I'm gonna go see what dies first, me or the bottle of 151 i bought earlier.

Anyways....
Since I'm bout to get drunk, I shall share with you something that happened when I got drunk at a Luau...
-Mai Tais are the fucking shit btw-

Anyways, as I was drinking myself into new and previously undiscovered levels of drunken-ness I was struck by a realization....

I love hula dancers...

Some of you may already know this, as you were probably privy to yet another CK Drunken Text...

However, I believe the statement was "I will marry a hula dancer"

Its something about the combination of coconut titties, grass skirt, and that hip motion....good god damn....those hips can move.

I've been an ass-man, I've been a tit man....but I was never really a hip man until I saw that

Anyways..I've been drinking as I type this so my original train of thought is derailed....

ummm

to sum up, I will marry a hula dancer...and she must be willing to wear this

If she wants to hula while wearing it...I'm okay with that

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Old 01 Jul 2007, 08:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol....5 minutes later and im still rolling along the ground in laughter.
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