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Old 29 Jun 2007, 07:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If someone were to offer you an undisclosed amount of money to ...*ahem*....eliminate a problem, for the sack of argument lets call this problem "Bi-light"....how much would you have to recieve ? and in what would you "solve" this problem?

Just out of curiousity
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You keep going, I WILL involve the authorities on in this. You're going to stop and you're going to stop right now.
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Hypothetically speaking, for me to smoke anyone, I'd need travel accomodations up front. Go with $2000, just to be safe.

I'd need $500,000.00 cash, 20s and 10s, in a suitcase when I touch down.

24-72 hours later, the job would be done and I'd require another $500,000.00 and a change of clothes.

That's for "just anyone." If there's other people to deal with, guards, entourage, etc, then everything doubles and goes up based on degree of difficulty.

Hypothetically speaking.

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Hypothetically speaking, for me to smoke anyone, I'd need travel accomodations up front. Go with $2000, just to be safe.

I'd need $500,000.00 cash, 20s and 10s, in a suitcase when I touch down.

24-72 hours later, the job would be done and I'd require another $500,000.00 and a change of clothes.

That's for "just anyone." If there's other people to deal with, guards, entourage, etc, then everything doubles and goes up based on degree of difficulty.

Hypothetically speaking.

Late.

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Don't confuse "hypothetically" with "generally."



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You keep going, I WILL involve the authorities on in this. You're going to stop and you're going to stop right now.

Deja Vu all over again.



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...but it seems as though your legal "docket" is already filled so I will let this one slide.
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You keep going, I WILL involve the authorities on in this. You're going to stop and you're going to stop right now.
They WILL not give a fuck until the deed is done.

Have you ever known a girl who was being stalked by a violent ex-boyfriend?

Do the words "sorry ma'am, there's nothing we can do" sound like words you want to hear?? Because you will.

Get your fucking head out of your fake vagina for once.

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First, I want a guarantee that you have the money and are prepared to pay this amount to get the "deed" done.

Then I would need a modified Mosin Nagant Sniper Rifle. Modified to fit tranquilizer darts. I'm only going to need around 10 rounds as it shouldn't take that long.

Next I need you to get a few of your boys together. One to distract him in the street. Another to "bump" into him and place some form of sign on his back so I know whom the target is and another friend who will know the target and be able to lure him into a quieter area.

Next, two cell phones. One for me and one for the targets friend. When the target has been marked and lured into position I will call the targets friend and find out his position then get him to leave the target in position. Possibly by giving him 15 bucks or something. Then, I find the nearest rooftop and aim for the spot which will knock the target out in the quickest time with a tranquilizer dart. Preferably the neck area or heart.

Within a few second the target should pull out the dart and become worried before eventually passing into a deep sleep.

For the next part i'm going to need two more friends who are assosciated with the delivery business and own a delivery truck and overalls. From here Myself and the target will be transported to a quiet area away from the public eye. Abandoned warehouse or basement would be ideal. I'll leave that decision up to you though. Be creative with it.

From there on I will need an efficient amount of heroin and some needles to inject the target with the Heroin. After a few days of injecting the target will hopefully become hooked on Heroin. Then set the target free. All attempts made by target to inform authorities of what happened will be ignored due to the target now being a heroin addict.

Next the target must be captured once more. The target should then be injected with a deadly amount of heroin causing him/her to die. When the authorities eventually find the body post-mortom examinations reveal that it was a heroin overdose. With the authorities already knowing the target was hooked on heroin the cause of death would be deemed fitting and no further enquiries would be held and the mission will be complete.

Though this plan may seem long, tedious and risking it is worth the time due to the efficient manner of death and the lack of suspicion surrounding it.
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First, I want a guarantee that you have the money and are prepared to pay this amount to get the "deed" done.

Then I would need a modified Mosin Nagant Sniper Rifle. Modified to fit tranquilizer darts. I'm only going to need around 10 rounds as it shouldn't take that long.

Next I need you to get a few of your boys together. One to distract him in the street. Another to "bump" into him and place some form of sign on his back so I know whom the target is and another friend who will know the target and be able to lure him into a quieter area.

Next, two cell phones. One for me and one for the targets friend. When the target has been marked and lured into position I will call the targets friend and find out his position then get him to leave the target in position. Possibly by giving him 15 bucks or something. Then, I find the nearest rooftop and aim for the spot which will knock the target out in the quickest time with a tranquilizer dart. Preferably the neck area or heart.

Within a few second the target should pull out the dart and become worried before eventually passing into a deep sleep.

For the next part i'm going to need two more friends who are assosciated with the delivery business and own a delivery truck and overalls. From here Myself and the target will be transported to a quiet area away from the public eye. Abandoned warehouse or basement would be ideal. I'll leave that decision up to you though. Be creative with it.

From there on I will need an efficient amount of heroin and some needles to inject the target with the Heroin. After a few days of injecting the target will hopefully become hooked on Heroin. Then set the target free. All attempts made by target to inform authorities of what happened will be ignored due to the target now being a heroin addict.

Next the target must be captured once more. The target should then be injected with a deadly amount of heroin causing him/her to die. When the authorities eventually find the body post-mortom examinations reveal that it was a heroin overdose. With the authorities already knowing the target was hooked on heroin the cause of death would be deemed fitting and no further enquiries would be held and the mission will be complete.

Though this plan may seem long, tedious and risking it is worth the time due to the efficient manner of death and the lack of suspicion surrounding it.
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Unless you have to infiltrate a guarded area, there's no need for firepower.

A slip in the shower, a trip down the stairs, a fall off a ladder...all of those things can result in fatalities...especially if the process is helped along.

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