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Old 09 Jun 2007, 04:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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SO about 3 nights ago, me and the girlfriend ended up getting some pot from a friend of ours. They told us we could have it as long as we used it. I haven't smoked the weed since 2003. Even then I only smoked joints. I seem to be a paper guy. Well they gave us the weed and a bowl...

So here we are on the front porch toking up, and after a few hits the gf was pretty much high. Well me being me, I felt it wasn't working, so we smoked another bowl together....At this point she said she was good, and I was like well I don't know if this bowl is working right. This was the first time I had used one.

So I smoked another bowl by myself....Later on I remember talking but not making sense, and then just rambling on and on about nothing in particular....I couldn't even make a complete sentence...

So I guess I over did it....So for you regular tokers was this too much for a person that doesn't really smoke? We plan on getting some papers for the next time, but I want to know what is a good amount to go with in order to get the right high.
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Just be glad you didn't pull a whitey

That's what normally happens when people who don't normally toke the green over do it in one go.

I did it on my first time

It was the most hideous thing I have ever experienced.
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Old 09 Jun 2007, 05:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Mix 1g of good quality bud with .5g of some nice bubble hash in a Strawberry or Grape Swisher or White Owl...that's the perfect mix.

Different kinds of bowls can give different kinds of highs too. What kind is it (spoon, sherlock, one hitter, etc) and what is it made of (metal, glass, wood, stone, etc)?

I personally wont smoke out of any metal bowl no matter what. Stone is interesting but it gets too hot and starts to taste like shit real quick. Wood and corncob as well are great occasional pipes...not really feasable as a daily smoker tho. Glass is by far the best way to go...purest taste and smoothest smoke.

Rolling joints I usually use about .5g
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Mix 1g of good quality bud with .5g of some nice bubble hash in a Strawberry or Grape Swisher or White Owl...that's the perfect mix.

Different kinds of bowls can give different kinds of highs too. What kind is it (spoon, sherlock, one hitter, etc) and what is it made of (metal, glass, wood, stone, etc)?

I personally wont smoke out of any metal bowl no matter what. Stone is interesting but it gets too hot and starts to taste like shit real quick. Wood and corncob as well are great occasional pipes...not really feasable as a daily smoker tho. Glass is by far the best way to go...purest taste and smoothest smoke.

Rolling joints I usually use about .5g
I have no idea about terminology, I just smoke it lol. But the bowl was glass, and I would say we got about at least 3-5 hits off of it a piece, so you were able to get I would say 8-10 hits out of it total.
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SO about 3 nights ago, me and the girlfriend ended up getting some pot from a friend of ours. They told us we could have it as long as we used it. I haven't smoked the weed since 2003. Even then I only smoked joints. I seem to be a paper guy. Well they gave us the weed and a bowl...

So here we are on the front porch toking up, and after a few hits the gf was pretty much high. Well me being me, I felt it wasn't working, so we smoked another bowl together....At this point she said she was good, and I was like well I don't know if this bowl is working right. This was the first time I had used one.

So I smoked another bowl by myself....Later on I remember talking but not making sense, and then just rambling on and on about nothing in particular....I couldn't even make a complete sentence...

So I guess I over did it....So for you regular tokers was this too much for a person that doesn't really smoke? We plan on getting some papers for the next time, but I want to know what is a good amount to go with in order to get the right high.
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Personally I like joints the best. I use to be pipe/bowl guy. But now I only like to smoke joints. My ex had this ice bong though and I loved that thing. It was so smooth.
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Joints are cool...but if I'm going to go through the hassle of rolling a joint I'd rather put forth the little bit of extra effort(and bud) and roll up a blunt instead.

I prefer water filtered glass pipes (bongs, bubblers, hookahs, etc) the most. Again its glass so the taste is great (if you have good tasting bud) and the water helps make the smoke even smoother. Also the water does filter out a good amount of the tar as well which is always a good thing IMO.

Also if you ever get a chance try out a vaporizer. Much healther then smoking and the high is awesome.
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I got fucked up big time doing the same thing, except after I got super high, I got all paranoid and starting freaking out. It was miserable. Then I laid down on the couch for a while and my buddy started to spoon feed me salt I was like "Dude, I think the salt is helping my heart slow down, gimmie some more." Then like an hour later I started to calm down, but thought that I was going to be stuck retarded high forever. Then I thought I shit myself. Then about an hour after that, I went to the bathroom and was amazed that I didn't actually shit my pants. But then there was no toilet paper, so I was screaming in the bathroom for my stoned assed roomates to get me something to wipe my ass with. But they're all retarded too so they think they're hearing voices Eventually, they gave me the paper towells from the kitchen. Then I went to bed.
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Once me and three friends were out in the country "getting retarded" in a car. I, being high as hell, thought a cop was sitting back at the country intersection. I ended up getting everyone freaked out except the driver who ended up not caring and just taking off going 80 on a wet gravel road and we didn't even think he was going.

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One time i was so gone i decided to dip over to 7/11 grab a slurpee. i handed him a 20$ bill he handed my 18$ and some odd cents in change. i thought he ripped me off so i made a huge scene and ended up demanding a pack of gum for free before id leave. my buddy grabbed me and pulled me out, i ended up leaving my change on the counter and decided fuck it. me and my dad went in about 2 weeks later and the same guy was working there. we payed and my dad says "this is 18$ change more then i was suppsoed to get" the 7/11 guy says no thats for your son and i took it and laughed. he didnt tell my dad.
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