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Old 05 Jun 2007, 09:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default No...really...shut the fuck up...

So I'm just wondering what it takes to get a motherfucker to shut the fuck up without having to just say, "shut the fuck up."

I know that this will come as a earth rending shock to all of you, but at times I have a problem with diplomacy. Or a lack of it, so to speak.

So there's this guy at work. Weird story.

Met him in 2001 at the first collection agency I worked for. Weenie. Total. Arrogant. Completely. Annoying. You bet your bottom motherfucking dollar.

Hate him. Good collector though. That's kind of a thing about collections. When a good collector knows another good collector, they may not like each other in the least, but they each know the other is a good collector so there becomes a mindset of reluctant respect, because good collectors can help people out and you just don't often burn that bridge.

I'd have to assume the feeling's mutual.

Well in 02 he left the firm I was with to work for a different outfit. Turns out that outfit was just BUNK and 6 months later he came crawling back to my firm. Slug.

Anyway, less than a year later he bolts for this other place that'd just gotten a big contract from the Department of Ed. Good f'n riddance.

Well, eventually things came to be that after 4 years with the firm, I needed to find work elsewhere, so I took a job with the other firm, knowing that there was an abundance of money to be made there. Weenie boy is still there, at that point he was one of the lower managers of the Dept of Ed contract. Figures.

So I stayed on and got mine for a while but I refused to work under him so after a couple years I just had to seek gainful employment elsewhere.

So I landed my current and hopefully final career stop, working for the best company in Crapchester, recently named one of the 50 best companies to work for in America by Businessweek, doing something similar to collections only without having to deal with complete and utter dirtbag rat bastard debtors.

Bonus.

Then a few months ago...Weenie boy showed up...

Apparently, there was some mismanaging by the higher ups on the Dept of Ed contract and Weenie Boy got a visit from the Long Arm of Uncle Sam, in which meeting two federal treasury agents sweated him out in the back of a Suburban, causing him to sing like a Canary.

He told them everything they wanted to know, which in the big scheme of things wasn't anything particularly damning to the company...but it was contrary to how the DoE wanted things run, and that's really the big thing.

Weenie Boy didn't have a job for long after that, the owner was apparently quite miffed that he cooperated when federal agents with badges showed up at his home on a Saturday and started asking questions...

So now he's working in the dept right up the aisle from me and just about everyone hates him. He's arrogant, cocky, annoying and self righteous. Even worse, he's excessively talkative. So yeah, noone else has had the misfortune of sharing Reluctant Respect thing as I have, so everyone I work with hates him.

So here's my thing...me being short on diplomacy and all...how would you politely ask someone who's just yammering and yammering just to hear themselves talk to shut the fuck up?

Thanks in advance.

Late.
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Old 05 Jun 2007, 09:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If he talks to you turn around and say "Sorry, but not interested in what you have to say, unless it regards work" and if hes just talking, perhaps not to you, then say "Can we cut the talking a bit please and actually do some work? K thanks" or they is option "C" and just give him a back hand slap and tell him to "shut the fuck up", probably be best to ignore option "C".

This character does sound annoying as hell though, sounds like a punk that prob had his ass handed to him in school.
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Old 05 Jun 2007, 09:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06 Jun 2007, 12:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That shit looks like a rape scene or something...
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Old 06 Jun 2007, 06:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
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You pop him once in the nose, and if he keeps talking you can knock him out.

Or you could just go up to him, and be like "Hey, I am trying to get some work done CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? PLEASE?"
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Old 06 Jun 2007, 09:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Are there really bill collecters that are good at there jobs? Cause they still cant get me to pay worth a shit.
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Old 06 Jun 2007, 11:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That should go in your sig as opposed to that Fresh Prince one and that other one. It's much funnier.

If by "politely ask" you mean slap that nookie cookie round the mouth then, by all means, politely ask him.

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Old 06 Jun 2007, 01:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Fake a seizure. He'll freak out and leave.
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Old 06 Jun 2007, 05:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Just tell him you don't get paid to make mindless, uninteresting conversation and that you have work to do. If that doesn't work kick him in the gonads.
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