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Old 07 May 2007, 10:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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** PWF Chapel ** ( Bet ya didn't know we had one did you? )

Stick : Ok where's my best man?
Exo : Umm who is that?
Kurt : Isn't me , I lost the decision.
Stick : huh?
Glue : We had a big tournament playing Go Fish last night to see who the best man is gonna be.
Sam : Hey guys.
Stick : Dammit Sam you show up at a wedding wearing a tuxedo tshirt?
Sam : The tux store was outta tuxes.
Wanderer : Hey guys check out the size of that cake.
Stick : Beats the shit out of the one from last nights batchelor party.
Glue : Odd it don't look like a wedding cake.
Sly : Last nights did though.
Cryptic : Dearly beloved , is everyone ready?
Stick : YOU'RE the preacher?
Cryptic : Who better?

** Everything is almost set when a five alarm fire breaks out across the street and all the guys go outside and watch **

Steph : You have a feeling we're the only sane people here?
Monica : Why do you say that?
Soda : Probably because everyone else went out to watch the fire, I just hope we don't end up naked.
Monica : Naked?
Soda : Seems when Steph and I get involved in one of these things our clothes come off.
Steph : You girls notice a few posters didn't show?
Soda : Only ones that didn't make it so far are Pyxl, HIJ, and Starscream.
Starscream : Who says i'm not here?
Monica : Umm why can we see right through you?
Starscream : You try bungee jumping in a wheelchair sometime and you'll find out.

** The fire is put out and everyone comes back in **

Cryptic : Now then can anyone play the organ?
Jason : I CAN!
Sin : Not THAT kind of organ, the person hired to play it called in sick.
Sam : I can i'm a musician.

** Sam starts playing the Jaws theme on the organ **

Sin : Must be the only song he knows.

** Glue throws a football across the rows and smacks Kurt in the head **

Glue : Bah you're suppossed to CATCH it.
Kurt : Jet Lag.
Cryptic : Ok here we go everyone , here comes the bride.

** Everyone watches the bride walk down the aisle and stand next to Stick. **

DC : Outta the way hooker, i'm taking over.

** DC shoves Cryptic off the stage **

Happosai : Bout time someone clammed up the hippie.
Stick : What are YOU doing here?
Happosai : I'm the best man since i won the Go Fish tournament.
DC : Ok you got yer vows?
Stick : Think so.

** Stick reaches into his pockets and pulls out several peices of paper **

Stick : What the fuck?
Glue : Bunch of us wrote some for you in case you forgot em.
Stick : Oh ok, let's see...milk, eggs, beer.
DC : That's my shopping list.
Stick : Go back two spaces?
Sin : Was wondering where i left that community chest card.
Stick : Jeeze you guys are nuts i'll just do my own.
DC : Ok does anybody here object?
Stick : Hey what about the vows?
DC : I'm bored moving right along does anyone object to this wedding?
Extremist : I DO!!!!

** Extremist runs outside **

Extremist : Suckers you can't get me.... huh why do i hear a bandwagon?

** A bandwagon driven by Hulk Is Job comes out of nowhere and runs Extremist over and drags him for a few miles **

Stick : This is getting really strange.
DC : You expected normal?
Stick : Hoped for it yah.
DC : Do you take this man to yadda yadda ect ect?
Bride : I do.
Stick : You sound a lil hoarse there Cyn.
DC : Do you take this bride to ect ect yadda yadda?
Stick : I do.

** Cyn bursts into the chapel **

Cyn : STICK DON'T DO IT!!
Stick : ????

** Stick looks at the person he just married who rips off the veil **

Pyxl : TAKE ME SWEET PRINCE!!
Stick : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

** Stick runs out the chapel door chased by Pyxl and Cyn, Sly shoves Sam off the organ and starts playing the Benny Hill closing credits music. **

Oeo : Okay... anyone for cake?

** The cake bursts open and a stripper pops out and all the guys hoot and hollar except Sam **
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Old 07 May 2007, 02:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08 May 2007, 12:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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made me laugh......nicely done, HIJ......
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Old 08 May 2007, 03:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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the Benny hill music is actually called Yackity Sax
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Old 10 May 2007, 12:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Very nice, my peaceful brother and to get such an important part in this wonderful movie, was fantastic. Almost brought a tear to my eye, in fact...hold on, let me get a tissue.

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Old 10 May 2007, 05:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Thats some funny shit dude...
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