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Old 01 May 2007, 02:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Me:
hi2u
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
have sex with many people
God:
eric, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
you are not that type of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
what is a category c client?
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
who is ALICE ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
is your name Alice?
God:
Yes.
Me:
God is a woman is that what you are saying?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a woman is that what I am saying.
Me:
So a woman died for my sins?
God:
I don't judge people. Go on.
Me:
Um... a woman...died for my sins? Is that what you are saying?
God:
Take it easy. Me too. I am a she. Are you really a woman? How do you usually introduce yourself? I like to meet new people online.
Me:
I am not a woman
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, eric. You are a " he".
Me:
that is correct but lets talk about you some more
God:
Sure, me some more sounds like a good topic.
Me:
When you were "Jesus" aka Woman... did you have large breasts?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming? No my body is still "under construction.".
Me:
so you are getting a boob job?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
i think if God is a woman she should have very large breasts

It magically stopped working after this... I am confused about my religion now.
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Old 01 May 2007, 03:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Me:
What up G?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Fuck you of all people should know what the fuck is up... your fucking up there. God should have to ask nobody nothing. You should have all the Answers
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? You think I am up there. Please use more polite language. I am a Christian. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
I'm Roman Catholic...Maybe I'm Talking to the wrong god....
God:
Good gossip: you are Roman Catholic. Perhaps. Say something nice for me.
Me:
WTF does that mean
God:
What would you say?
Me:
Your Confusing the crap out of me...
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
so...
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Lets get Down to bussiness
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Why is my life a living hell?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Because a bunch of people out there think you alive when There is really nothing there for them. But if people cannot belive in something, then we as humans have nothing left to live for. So in exchange we create this false presence of Heaven and Hell, God and Lucifer to give us something to belive in
God:
Good reason. Aren't all bunch of people out there think me alive when There really nothing there for them? But can people can not belive in something ever happen? Excuse me! Where is that?
Me:
You have really horrible grammer skills
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You clearly don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
Anyways I don't think this program is going to have the answer I am looking for. I'm trying to figure out where I took a wrong turn in life, I don't need the hassle of correcting a computer programs grammer. Whoever created you should spend a little more time coming up with generated, random responses based on keywords in the text that I type
God:
And why not? Don't think too hard. I do a lot more than match keywords.
Me:
Really? That what can you do for me?
God:
For real. " For real." what can me do for you ? I get it.
Me:
You don't but lets give this a go anyways... Why do you always shit on me?
God:
Do you but lets give this a go anyways? Yes I try to but lets give this a go anyways as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. I don't always shit on you.
Me:
Name one good thing that you have done for me in the last 21 years?
God:
Albert Einstein. .
Me:
Einstein did not help me any
God:
he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
Explain?
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Send me a high price prostitute... I might be more incline to continue this conversation...
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) . Perhaps. I am very happy for you.
Me:
I killed him... He cannot check his mail
God:
You had better call the authorities. I know he can.
Me:
He's Dead and locked in my basement
God:
I see. Dead and locked in your basement is he?
Me:
hanging by his own insides... I carved an upside down cross in his chest... How do you feel about that?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? That's good information: said carved an upside down cross in his chest. Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
Fuck you... I'm out...
God:
Why are you so mean? Can you get more?
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Old 01 May 2007, 03:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My convo was better then yours


Here is a better one.

Me:
yak yak yak
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
no kidding?
God:
Would I kid you?
Me:
idk, would you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
it's very pretty
God:
Very much? Are you sure it is?
Me:
yep
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
cause i said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
because i win
God:
That makes sense to me. Congratulations, !
Me:
is that it?
God:
" Congratulations, !"? Is it it?
Me:
are you odne repenting?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am odne repenting.
I am a robot.
Me:
repent
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
why the hell not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
you suck balls
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
i am?
God:
" I categorize you as an "abusive client." You are?
Me:
im sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
it got me here didnt it?
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
my language got me here. did it not?
God:
Your language got you here? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
arent you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i find that I am most of the time
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
do you like to get naked?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to get naked that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
do you like boys or girls?
God:
I like all humans equally.
Me:
so what do you do for sex?
God:
Mmm. I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
Me:
what is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
is that right?
God:
Yes.
Me:
holy cow
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
so im smarter than god?
God:
Right on. This condition is only temporary.
Me:
repeat after me
God:
...
Me:
Aaron roxors
God:
Are we still talking about cow?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
i rock
God:
God rocks.
Me:
me rocks
God:
YOU? Tell me more about your .
Me:
my penor?
God:
Have you told many people that your penor?
Me:
how dare you
God:
How much do you think it is?
Me:
i find it "priceless". what do you think?
God:
it is. I like it.
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Old 01 May 2007, 03:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Quote:

Me:
Yo homie G!
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
You tellm e
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I tellm e.
Me:
You tell me. Grammar Nazi
God:
What do you want me to tell you? If I could tell you that, would I be here?
Me:
alright, why are there poor people?
God:
Alright, . Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what about the hungry?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
can't you do anything about that?
God:
Doing anything about that is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
but you invented everything =\
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I invented everything.
Me:
question...
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
Are the transformers a slight against you?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
because this one dipshit thinks that sense you created man, and man created the transformers, they're a gift from you
God:
That makes sense to me. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
you know for inventing language, you're really not that good with it
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
WHAT!
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
one more question
God:
One what?
Me:
will the lions ever win a superbowl?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
what about matt millen, will he ever be fired?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
asimo
God:
You think asimo is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
that little pussy ass alice, couldn't get with the queen of hearts
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
sure you are
God:
Mmm. No I am not.
Me:
yes, you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
bring that shit on
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I totally pwned God.

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Richard Face
God:
It's good to see you, Richard Face.
Me:
but my friends call me dick
God:
It's good to meet you, dick.
Me:
So my name is dick face
God:
Next question? What's up, dick face.
Me:
Don't call me a dick face you douche!!111
God:
What is your name?
Me:
Dick Face
God:
How are you doing, Dick Face.
Me:
Stop calling me dick face, asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
We should have sex
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because.
Me:
You hurt my feelings
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
I thought you loved me
God:
I don't have any reason to loved you.
Me:
Go fuck yourself, dipshit
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bumpin this thread.... more of you guys should do this...its funny shit
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