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Old 20 Feb 2007, 03:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok so I was thinking that since your dick is a muscle then couldn't you work it out and say make it wider(and don't worry my cock has got more width then a god damned canyon)? This whole topic came about the other day when I was talking to one of my buddy's in jail, him and his convict friends were saying that if they put on lot's of weight there dicks would get bigger. I disagreed but then thought about what would happen if you were to say you put a little pressure on your dick with your fingers and then try lifting that pressure with cock. I think it would make your dick thicker.

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Old 20 Feb 2007, 04:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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(and don't worry my cock has got more width then a god damned canyon)
I wasn't worried about your cock, or any other posters' cock here, but thanks anyways
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Old 20 Feb 2007, 04:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The only exercise I'd put up with is hanging a damp towel over it and lifting..conditions you to go for longer, or so they say. As for making it wider..they have surgery for that kinda thing, Mr. Spaghetti.
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Old 20 Feb 2007, 04:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I tried to come up with a joke about this, but..damn. Add this to the "Reasons Juggalos Creep Me Out" list.
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Old 20 Feb 2007, 05:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 20 Feb 2007, 05:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol...they had dick exercises in the zoo magazine i read.

I think the first one was the put a towel on your johnson and do pushups.

The other was some bizaare tennis ball thing with your anus and testicles that somehow helped with premeture ejaculation .

Either way i was rolling on the floor with laughter while reading
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Old 20 Feb 2007, 07:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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your dick is an organ.. not a muscle, Jackass...
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Old 20 Feb 2007, 07:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 20 Feb 2007, 08:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What the fuck is this shit?..I don't care about your cock or anyone elses cock...so don't worry about mine.
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Old 20 Feb 2007, 11:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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if you wanna be able to last longer with sex, have bigger orgasms and cum more, do this.

you know when you're pissing but you have to come to an abrupt stop? you tense your ass and your cock, well do that like 10 times a day, and hold it for 15-20 seconds each time. its suprisingly gets difficult after a bit, but if you do it enough, you will actually notice a difference. its like the male version of kegal (sp. big time. the woman vaggie exercise thing)

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Old 21 Feb 2007, 04:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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What can I say it was a conversation I was having with one of the creepiest convicts you'll ever meet and I thought it needed to be shared with the world. LOL
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You lot talk about dicks? Wow, most guys usually talk about women or sex, but rarely ever if ever about dicks, unless of course you're all gay which might explain why the topic of dicks popped into your minds.
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Ok so I was thinking that since your dick is a muscle then couldn't you work it out and say make it wider(and don't worry my cock has got more width then a god damned canyon)? This whole topic came about the other day when I was talking to one of my buddy's in jail, him and his convict friends were saying that if they put on lot's of weight there dicks would get bigger. I disagreed but then thought about what would happen if you were to say you put a little pressure on your dick with your fingers and then try lifting that pressure with cock. I think it would make your dick thicker.

Your opinions?
Somebody's paranoid about their thin dick.
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You lot talk about dicks? Wow, most guys usually talk about women or sex, but rarely ever if ever about dicks, unless of course you're all gay which might explain why the topic of dicks popped into your minds.
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2) he's a juggalo...
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