PWF Press conference concerning Anna Nicole's baby

HULK IS JOB! · 18 Feb 2007, 03:52 PM

Hello everyone i'm Hulk Is Job here to make a statement on the PWF podium about Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

I am NOT the father of her baby so any would be contract killers and hired assassins can leave now.

** cameras flash , reporters raise hands , and a masked gunman leaves the room **

What? Oh no ma'am Sin still doesn't have a job yet.

Yes Mister Snitsky i know it wasn't your fault either.

No sir i can't give you Steph's phone number.

Ok that's enough questions for now, i'll be taking this national on my " Not my kid so please don't shoot tour " my first stop will be Oprah in Chicago.

Make sure you purchase the shirt on your way out and tip the masked gunman so he don't feel bad about not being able to shoot somebody.

** A loud BANG! and a body hitting the floor from the hallway is heard **

Nevermind the tipping of the gunman.

SodaGirl · 18 Feb 2007, 04:33 PM

You should be famous.

CK · 18 Feb 2007, 11:44 PM

somewhere...someone probably laughed reading that

Sadly, that person wasn't here.

18 Feb 2007, 03:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
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18 Feb 2007, 11:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
CK Spin Doctor Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: oHIo Posts: 17,758 Rep Power: 5407	somewhere...someone probably laughed reading that Sadly, that person wasn't here. __________________

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18 Feb 2007, 04:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
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