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Old 18 Feb 2007, 10:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Me and some of my friends after the Slam Dunk contest last night hit up some bars and clubs. First two places didn't offer anything good. The beer was cold but the woman were meh. Moved onto the third place and something caught my eye. Spent some time talking to her. After awhile her friend comes over and is bombed out of her mind. She starts to say something to Amanda and next thing I know I got God knows what on my pants and sneakers. Was kind of surprised we didn't have a "Stand By Me" moment when Lardass entered that pie eating contest. Anyways I was lucky enough to have a pair of shorts and an extra pair of sneakers in a gym bag in my truck. So I guess later today I'll be heading to the mall to buy a new pair of pants and sneakers.


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Old 18 Feb 2007, 11:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Witnessing the birth of a child's pretty fucking gruesome...

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Old 18 Feb 2007, 11:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I work as a dishwasher in a restaurant.


I've come to learn something doing this, too.

People are disgusting.

I spend god knows how long covered in god knows what that was eaten by god knows who. It gets to a point where you either have to laugh or throw up.
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Old 18 Feb 2007, 11:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I walked into Burger King to see a shit staring up at me from the Urinal.
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I saw this thread....and I couldn't decide who made it initially. I was expecting SE or Boss....

Knucklehead, you should know better than to make this kinda rookie mistake.
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I once worked at a truck stop and had to clean showers and toilets after the truckies.... the most disgusting people ever, not even deserving to be called humans, I will never do it again.
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Working at Cintas is disgusting on a daily basis.
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I saw some woman get shat on by a bird the other day..hit her right in the face, right on the mouth too SPLAT.
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some clown had diahorrea at my work and must have used his ass as a spray gun....it was all over the back wall,cistern,seat, floors bend, windows sill.

It took 3 bucketts of hot water and disinfectant, a face mask and a high pressure fire hose before i would go in and clean it. It was fucking wrong.

There was also the maxipad incident in the womans that i dont want to relieve
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