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Old 07 Feb 2007, 05:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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yeah so I was gonna go on a date with this girl tonight. Well we'd been planning this for awhile so I called her cell and unsurprisingly got no answer. What was surprising is the text message she sent me afterwards. And this is word for word btw.

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Listen somethings been going on & its best if we dont start something right now
I was crushed.

So let's try and decipher this puzzle! based on my experience with girls (and because every female is a fucking liar) I have decided that what she actually meant by this message is this:

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you're annoying and/or I don't like you but I'm not going to tell you that so allow me to put the idea in your head that we may possibly be together in the future even though I have my sights set on someone else and/or I just fucking hate you
Someone help me out. What the fuck is she saying to me here?
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 05:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Why not crash her by her house to get some answers. Face to face can't be beat.

One line doesn't really tell you anything except you won't be going on that date. 'Something' could be anything at all, so it's best not to guess your way through it.
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 06:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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She's getting finger banged by her ex
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 06:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Why not crash her by her house to get some answers. Face to face can't be beat.
I've never been over her house before. I know where she lives but fuck that'd be just plain creepy. I might confront her in school but the few friends that I told this story to told me that I should just leave her alone. I decided I needed a female opinion so I talked to a girl that I'm friends with and she told me to send a reply saying something along the lines of "I'm sorry about what's going on, if you need to talk I'm here" and just leave it at that. Well there's nothing else I can do and obsessing seems pointless so that's what I did. Maybe I should confront her though. It might agitate the situation though..


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She's getting finger banged by her ex
Yeah I wouldn't fucking doubt that. With my luck ya, not only is she being finger banged but she's giving head and it's all being video taped and someone's gonna distribute the tape around the school and it's gonna get shoved in my fucking face.
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If she does that get even upload it on the net to one of those free video sites.
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 06:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If she does that get even upload it on the net to one of those free video sites.
Not only will I upload it but I'll send it to every person here just to be a dick.
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 06:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 07:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That sucks man. I think you nailed the decifer on the head, and I wish you the best.
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 07:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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This is Jen, right?

You said she was kinda iffy when you were telling me about her. Something about last summer and some guy? I dunno. I'm a chick, and I don't understand what that means. With the way you've described her, that could mean anything. Probably, though, she and her ex are getting back together if she has a recent ex.

or hell, she could just be fucking crazy.

I'm sorry she's doing this david.
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 07:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This is Jen, right?

You said she was kinda iffy when you were telling me about her. Something about last summer and some guy? I dunno. I'm a chick, and I don't understand what that means. With the way you've described her, that could mean anything. Probably, though, she and her ex are getting back together if she has a recent ex.

or hell, she could just be fucking crazy.

I'm sorry she's doing this david.
Girls like that make me glad I found you.

Yeah I've said it before. Shoot me.
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It means she likes you, but.....there is somebody else she likes even more.....
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 08:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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It means she likes you, but.....there is somebody else she likes even more.....
Yeah see that's what I was afraid of. I wonder who it is. As far as I know there's no one. At least, no one in my school she likes. I think she likes this college kid but... I have no idea.
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Dave.

Okay. Listen closely.

Brush.

That.

Shit.

Off.

Your.

Collar.

There's 3.2 Billion other bitches in the world. Don't EVER sweat one that isn't A) Your Mother or B) The Mother Of Your Child(ren).

Period.

You're.

Welcome.



Late.
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Old 07 Feb 2007, 08:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This is Jen, right?
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Well holy shit...the name of the girl I've been having problems with is named Jen too...Dave we need to get together bro and bash every girl named Jen..

Dude, confront her in school and try to find out what happened and what went wrong..Thats pretty much all you can do and if she wants nothing to do with you, then just leave it at that and move on before you get into my situation...
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dude....quite simply, that translates to

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You're cool and all, but I found a dude with a dick I like even more


My wisdom for you young David...

Highschool bitches are even more fickle and finicky than their much older counterparts....
Don't be the nice guy.
They're highschool tricks.
Highschool bitches want sex just as bad as the highschool guys do.
Hit it.
Quit it.
Just don't forget to wrap it.
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