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Happosai : Welcome everyone, this is the Febuary 7th 2007 edition of PWF Entertainment Tonight.
Wanderer : Wow we been off the air awhile.
Happosai : Budget cuts i'de assume.
Stick : Hey guys can you hear me?

** Camera focuses on Stick somewhere in New Orleans **

Happosai : Stick you're getting ahead of the program, we'll get to you in a few moments.
Wanderer : Our Entertainment Guru Sin was grounded this week so filling in for him, Paris Hilton.
Happosai : There goes the ratings.

** Paris sits in Sin's chair **

Paris : Wow that's hot.
Happosai : So Paris tell us the truth which of you has more plastic, you or Barbie?
Paris : Barbie who? I don't think she has more credit cards than me.
Wanderer : Barbie from Mattel, and it's obvious from looking at you, definately more plastic in you.
Happosai : Only difference between them both is Barbie has less plastic and a job.

** The Great Khali wanders onto the set and sits on Paris, crushing her to death **

Wanderer : Wow never thought i'de be glad to see him.
Happosai : Jeeze we're running the bottom of the barrel on guests, but he's suppossed to sit on the guest couch.
Wanderer : Are YOU going to tell him where to sit?
Happosai : I've taken a crossoint from Kevin Nash but i'm not telling HIM where to sit.

** Advertisement signs light up **

Happosai : PWF Entertainment Tonight is brought to you by Burger King, have it your way.
Wanderer : And by WWE Wrestlemania 23 All Grown Up. Order it on Pay Per View April 1st.
The Great Khali : UND BI FRUIBY DELICUS FRUIBY FRUIBY DELICUS FRUIBY FRUIBY FRUIBY DELICIUS FRUIBY FRUIBY...
Happosai : He can READ?
Wanderer : Think the prompter is stuck, should we slap him in the head to unstick him.. NAH.
The Great Khali : DELICUS DELICUS FRUIBY FRUIBY FRUIBY DELICUS SKIBBLZ TAKE DE RANEBOW!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!
Happosai : ohkay well on to Stick in New Orleans checking out damage from Post Katrina.

** Camera switches to Stick who is handing out beads to topless women **

Stick : Whoops hi everyone this is New Orleans and it's Mardi Gra time..
Wanderer : Hey that belongs in the other section.
Happosai : Excuse me one minute everyone.

** Happosai walks off the set while The Great Khali starts pounding his fists on the desk **

The Great Khali : BEWBIES!!! BEWBIES!! BEWBIES!! BEWBIES!! BEWBIES!!
Wanderer : Crap the building is shaking.

** Happosai walks up to Stick and drags him off camera by the ear **

Stick : OW!! OW!! OWW!!! How the hell did you do that??
Happosai : This is the Other Section you should know better now come along.

** Back at the set everyone is running out of the building due to the quake Khali is causing **

The Great Khali : BEWBIES! BEWBIES! BEWBIES! BEWBIES! BEWBIES!
Wanderer : This has been another editon of PWF Entertainment Tonight.. goodnight everyone.

** Wanderer runs out the door and the building collapses on top of Khali and the cameras stop running **
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