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Old 02 Feb 2007, 10:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I really need your help, please read on and help.

There is a friend of mine called Mike. He needed to borrow a shirt i have for a date, it was a nice, colourful shirt and he wanted to impress the young lady, by standing out from the crowd, like i do.So he thought my orange shirt would be idle, to match the color of his orange and black hair, and make him really look slick. But this was not enough, he wanted to look more handsome for the young lady, maybe as handsome as me if i do say so myself.

Then he found just the thing in my wardrobe. A bright red vest i bought last summer. He seemed pleased with how he was looking, But still felt he wasn't "piping hot" as he put it. Then he went in my cupboards and found my favorite green sunglasses and felt that might just be the thing he needs. So he borrowed that as well, i am very generous and a good friend to all.

His confidence began to increase but then he looked at his shoes and i just knew what was coming, he looked at mine and wanted to borrow my green and black converse, i said ok as i had some pink and blue ones to wear.

So he was then satisfied and went on his date at around 8:30pm, by 9:15pm, he was back and looked very defeated, the young lady had laughed at him and began calling him names including "a joke" and an "emabarrasment". She wouldn't go anywhere near him and said she had a "rep to protect and couldn't be seen with him". His confidence is low and hes started watching Oprah a lot, drinking Jack Daniels and hes began cutting himself with anything he can get, including ice picks, what can i do to help him? I need your advice.

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Old 02 Feb 2007, 11:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02 Feb 2007, 11:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02 Feb 2007, 02:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Go outside and start digging a shallow grave so you can recycle him.
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This can't possibly be anything but a joke..
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Old 02 Feb 2007, 03:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Go onto an online message board and ask for advice.

Oh wait...
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I have a friend named Mike that got syphilis from a Negro.

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Old 02 Feb 2007, 03:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Says the person who thinks men in dresses makes complete sense...
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I thought you'll like my taste, my styles, the colors bring out the best in my mood as well my eyes.

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This can't possibly be anything but a joke..
No joke here, unless you're the one telling them. This is a serious issue but i've spent the last few days helping him, hes off cutting himself but continues to watch Oprah and drink Jack Daniels.

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