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Old 29 Jan 2007, 02:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So I was taking a leak in the stall at school today and there was poem written on the wall. I have read it before but this time it cought my attention as being hilarious :

Here I sit
Broken hearted
I came to shit
But only farted

So has anyone read interesting sayings on the bathroom walls before, are there any poets that have wrote any before?
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Old 29 Jan 2007, 04:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's not exactly something new.

And, no, I haven't. They removed all the dividers in the bathroom at my old job because people were writing stuff on it though.
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Old 29 Jan 2007, 05:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
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Old 29 Jan 2007, 05:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I came here to sit on the loo
But now i'm taking a gigantic poo
It has now turned into diarrhea
Hard to believe I was only sitting here

I just made that up
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Old 29 Jan 2007, 05:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That's not exactly something new.

And, no, I haven't. They removed all the dividers in the bathroom at my old job because people were writing stuff on it though.
So you shit in a row?
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'Let's play cubicle tennis: look left' you look left 'look right' and so on..not really 'interesting' and apparently not new either but yeah I'm not really in there to read gay sex phone numbers and such so I usually pay little attention.
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So you shit in a row?
Well there was actually just a toilet and a urinal, so the guy using the urinal would be pissing right next to the head of the person on the toliet.
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Saw this one today:

I LOVE MARK!!

then under it in different handwriting:

Good luck bitch. Mark's a fucking man whore. I think he's gay.

Then after that, a conversation went on of people debating mark's sexuality.
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Old 30 Jan 2007, 02:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Saw this one today:

I LOVE MARK!!

then under it in different handwriting:

Good luck bitch. Mark's a fucking man whore. I think he's gay.

Then after that, a conversation went on of people debating mark's sexuality.

we marks are pretty popular.

i think it's very fitting that i got invited over here to OT because of a thread that involved because i said poop and pee a lot and it's a thread about toilet humor.

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Old 31 Jan 2007, 08:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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i don't want to see the world come undone
i don't want to tell a child, "Mommy's gone..."
i don't want to feel the pain of a lost son
i don't want to go home to no one

i don't want to see you bolt and run
i don't want to know how to use a gun
i don't want to hear innocents weep and rant
i don't want to have them bear War's brunt

i just want to watch kids play in the sun
i want them to know life as something fun
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Old 31 Jan 2007, 06:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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No, but I have seen a picture of a fat retarded kid with a classmate's name written by it. There might be more but I've only taken a shit once or twice at school.
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