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Old 20 Jan 2007, 11:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.

In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.

20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)

40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

>60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

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Thats pretty scary, I've never noticed getting dialated pupils or having "the pleasure centres of my brain" working, or even having a sugar crash.

Just imagine there are little kids getting this everyday no wonder they drink so much.
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Old 20 Jan 2007, 11:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 20 Jan 2007, 11:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Try drinking a sun drop.
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Old 20 Jan 2007, 11:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I hate coke and all other sodas.
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That does nothing but make me want more Coke.
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Old 20 Jan 2007, 12:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Think thats bad? Go for sundrop.

Its illegal in most states for a reason.
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Old 20 Jan 2007, 12:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Coke is nasty, it always makes my eyes water....
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Think thats bad? Go for sundrop.

Its illegal in most states for a reason.
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Try drinking a sun drop.
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What is this sundrop?

And I just drank a Coke last night.
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What is this sundrop?

And I just drank a Coke last night.


It make's Mountain Dew look like a pussy's soda, and like Sparx has said, it's illegal in most states because of it's caffine level.

I've had it. That shit will keep you up all night on one sip.
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Heh never heard of it.
Thought Jolt was the highest caffine soda around.
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Heh never heard of it.
Thought Jolt was the highest caffine soda around.


I had Jolt before. I also ate a couple dougnuts with it and it sent me into a sugar high that left me shaking in the floor
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