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Old 19 Jan 2007, 10:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Red face I need a soul mate

Name: Eugene Woodcock
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Eyes: Green
Height: 6ft1
Weight: Unsure, but i'm healthy.
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Hello, my name is Eugene alias "Cryptik", i'm looking for a soul mate, are you my soul mate?

Also my friends have you found a soul mate or just is sex before marriage wrong? I made a mistake and had sex early, met a young lady by the name of Jessica we were both at the museum looking at the wild life exhibtion when our eyes met. I couldn't resist but to walk up to her and introduce myself. She smiled and i smiled back and proceeded to talk to her, i was nervous but i felt strong and so did my *****, which was a relief because i had been worried about it for the past few days, but thats another story. So i felt strong and confident and continued while praying no sweat dripped from my forehead. As we spoke we realised we had so much in common, she like trees, apple trees in fact and said she owned one, whereas i just like all trees. She wore a multi colored dressed so i assumed she liked bright colors so i was happy. But as we spoke we walked around the museum together and it ended up turning into a date. I took her for a drink of lemonade afterwards and then she tricked me. She said "can we go to her place for some coffee" i said ok and i drove us there. But when we entered her house before i can have my coffee she started ripping off my clothes, including my favorite shirt, but as i was gasping for air as she pressed her lips against mine and i started feeling excited and did the same to her clothes though her top was very difficult to rip off, i think i need to eat more greens. But eventually i got it off, we took off the rest of our clothes and had sex, within 3 minutes and 52 seconds i felt like i had just been in heaven, but afterwards i felt like "oh no, what have i done, i was meant to buy Sensational Spiderman Episode 1" But now i feel a little guilty for leaving dirty socks there as well.
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 11:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 11:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 02:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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man this is just creepy. I guess this is the PWF singles ad page now? I suppose I'll contribute.

Name: David
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Eyes: Green
Height: 5 ft 10
Weight: 170 lbs
Smoker: Hell no, not unless weed counts...
Drinker: No
Ethnic: White

My name is Dave and I'm your boy. I like you, I like sex. It's nice. My hobbies include ping pong, disco dance and sunbathing. On weekends I like to go to town to take pictures of women while they make toilet. I believe America is greatest country on Earth. When I'm not playing ping pong I like to look for women to have the sexy intercourse with. After I have made sexy explosion I buy my woman dinner. So please date me or I be emo and cut myself
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 03:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Name: Senor Crazyskill
Age: 17
Sex: Yes please
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'1
Weight: 170 lbs
Smoker: No
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 03:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Name: Townduke
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Eyes: Green
Height: 6'1
Weight: 169lbs
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 05:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 05:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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WTF its the hippy, make love not war thread. On a wrestling forum...wtf. *Runs away*
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 05:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 05:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 06:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 19 Jan 2007, 11:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 21 Jan 2007, 12:35 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 21 Jan 2007, 01:36 AM   #14 (permalink)
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