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Old 03 Jan 2007, 08:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How much do you lie at the bar when you go out?

I lie about my age all the time. Depending on the girl, I usually tell them i'm 23, 24. I always tell them i'm a licenced plumber and not just some apprentice. I figure that way they think I have alot of money. I haven't been caught yet, although my buddy has almost been caught. The one night before we started talking to these chicks we didn't discuss our ages with eachother. So we start talking to these chicks who were alot older then us and after awhile she asked my buddy about his age. The music was really loud so I didn't hear what he said. I guess she didn't believe him and asked me how old he was. I was just looking at him thinking what the hell do I say. Luckly I said 21 and thats what he said.
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Old 03 Jan 2007, 08:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Only thing I lie about is where I live. If I'm gonna hook up with a dancer or barmaid I say I live down the Jersey shore so we go back to their place.
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Only thing I lie about is where I live. If I'm gonna hook up with a dancer or barmaid I say I live down the Jersey shore so we go back to their place.
Thats a good idea... I don't know why I haven't thought about that before.
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Thats a good idea... I don't know why I haven't thought about that before.



My thinking is if you take them back to your place now they know where you live and I always think they could pull that I was in the neighborhood bullshit and decided to drop by. Fuck that shit. I only wanted a one night stand nothing else.
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Thats a good idea... I don't know why I haven't thought about that before.
Me neither...that's like...rule #1. NEVER bring some bitch home to fuck...you never know when she'll pop up after that...if you're lucky enough to get her ass out of your crib in the first place...

I never really lied at the bar...but I never really had to say much about myself, either. If I ever lied, it was usually about my name.

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for real...You never let a bar skank know where you live....

after the last few girls I've dated, the rule has become : we gotta be dating for 3 months before she gets to see my place
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I don't lie usually, unless i'm trying to brush someone off then i might lie to them, i.e if i was single and had some nasty looking chick approach me then i'll say "sorry, i'm taken".

No need for me to lie about age however, though i do look younger than my actual age.
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