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Old 03 Jan 2007, 08:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I was almost arrested today.

I was walking to a friend of mine's place. There is this part where there is no sidewalk, so you have to walk next to some railroad tracks for maybe fifty feet. Well I'm about halfway, and a cop who had stopped someone for a seatbelt violation, asked me to come over. I turn around and walk up to the cop. He asks me where I'm going, I tell him my friends house. (I literally see his place from where I was) He asks me my name, I tell him. He asks me my birthday, and I got a little flustered and told him October 10th, I realize my mistake, and correct myself, saying the fourth. He looks at me all serious, and says....

"You just said the tenth."

I say....

"I know. I got a little mixed up and said ten. You know how October's the tenth month and all that."

He then tells me to put my hands up against the car. Great. He starts patting me down and all, and asks me a few more questions. Stuff like what my friend's name is, where I'm going, where I've been, stuff like that. I tell him all of that, and he tells me to take a seat in the car.

By now I'm thinking I might end up going to jail for fucking walking to my friend's house.

While I'm seated, he asks me a few more questions. He asks me if I have any sort of identification on me. Unfortunatly for me, I didn't. I left my school ID at home. He radio's in the seatbelt, and then informs them about me at the station. He looks at me again and asks a few more questions. He then threatens me, by saying how he has this machine that takes my finger print and tells him who I am, no matter what. By now another cop had stopped behind us. The cop that stopped me told me he'll be back, and closed the door. I'm sitting in the car, really starting to think I might just end up in jail for fucking walking to my friend's house.

The two cops talk for a little while, and the cop that pulled up opens the door and starts talking to me. He asks me where I live, were I go to school, asked why I was in town, where I was staying, where I was going. Yadda Yadda Yadda. After all that, him and the original cop talk a little more. This is where it gets funny. The original cop comes back and says....

"Well I've done the math, and if you were born October 4th, 1990, that would make you seventeen, not sixteen."



I look at him with a blank stair, and said as politely as I could, (because I'm notorious for being a smart ass in situations like these)

"No it doesn't."

He suddenly gets a look, and asks his friend if he did the math. The other cop must have, and realized that the original cop just made an ass of himself, because all he said was, "nope".

So anywho, they radio in for a record of mine, which I have none of. Because of that, they decide to let me go, but the original cop made it clear, that "I could take you to jail and ticket you."



So have you ever been arrested?
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Old 03 Jan 2007, 08:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No I haven't...well I almost did when I got into that mini car accident last month. The cop said that since I didn't have insurance with me, that if anyone was hurt, I would go to jail.

BTW...that cop is a fuckin' retard.
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Old 03 Jan 2007, 08:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You are the ONLY person who could nearly get arrested by walking to someone's house.
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Old 03 Jan 2007, 08:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Get Rev. Al down there and sue the police department.

Anyways been arrested twice for bar brawls. First was against some members of a motorcycle gang and the second against some snobby Connecticut dudes.
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Now thats fucked up. I would of told the cop to piss off. I really hate it when they get all cocky and think they own the world...

Oh, and I have never been arrested.
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Old 03 Jan 2007, 08:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Get Rev. Al down there and sue the police department.

Anyways been arrested twice for bar brawls. the second against some snobby Connecticut dudes.
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I've never been arrested, unless you count traffic violations.


There was this one time...I was still in elementary school so I was pretty young. Anyways, I stayed over a friends house and we were out after curfew. We decided we wanted to climb on top of the elementary school I went to. The fuzz came and took us home. We told the cop we were brothers. My friend's mom said I lived across the street so the cop took me to my house, banged on the door until my mom woke up and came down to answer it. I proceeded to cuss out the cop and call him a "fucking pig" among other names

My mom beat my ass that night
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Old 03 Jan 2007, 09:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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wait...now why the fuck did he stopped you? and why the fuck did he search you for no reason? i would have said fuck off, get the fuck out of my face because you're wasting my time...
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wait...now why the fuck did he stopped you? and why the fuck did he search you for no reason? i would have said fuck off, get the fuck out of my face because you're wasting my time...
I was walking alongside railroad tracks. Illegal.

I messed up my birthday. He took that as giving false info.
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Hehe you messed up birthday, dumbass.
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Couple of things...

FUCK THE PO PO! Fuckin pigs got nothing better to do than hassle some kid walkin to his friend's house. Fuck that shit.

Listen up Spear...you have rights. Cops can't just fucking arbitrarily hold you for fucking up your date of birth. Next time you come across some bullshit, donkey blowing pig like that, if you aren't drunk, if you don't have any drugs or weapons on you, you need to fuck with said pig.

Every question they ask, your answer should be "why do you ask?" Every other question they ask, you should ask them, "why are you holding me against my will?" After that you should change your question to "what's your probable cause for detaining me?"

Other things you could...fuck that...other things you should say:

"Can we wrap this up, Smokey? I've got better places to be, better people to be with and better things to do."

"We're in South Florida. Right now a crack dealer is chainsawing someone in half. Don't you have something better to be doing with your time? I dunno, like maybe making the streets safe for good kids like me??"

"May I have a pen and piece of paper? I'd like to write your name, badge number and precinct down so I can give it to my mom when I get home and tell her everything that's happened thusfar."

If you haven't done anything fucking wrong, you don't need to put up with that fucking shit. Don't fucking be intimidated by that bitchass just because he drives an oinkmobile and has a fucking badge. Fuck that. Ain't shit behind that badge but a bitch. A pig is just a person like you and me, and never...NEVER again in your life should you just go along with whatever they tell you just because they're a pig.

Fuck that shit dawg. Fuck that. Next time a pig try to fuck with you...show 'em where you from, cracka. Let the D Town out.

Fuck the police.

Fucking hate cops.

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Couple of things...

FUCK THE PO PO! Fuckin pigs got nothing better to do than hassle some kid walkin to his friend's house. Fuck that shit.

Listen up Spear...you have rights. Cops can't just fucking arbitrarily hold you for fucking up your date of birth. Next time you come across some bullshit, donkey blowing pig like that, if you aren't drunk, if you don't have any drugs or weapons on you, you need to fuck with said pig.

Every question they ask, your answer should be "why do you ask?" Every other question they ask, you should ask them, "why are you holding me against my will?" After that you should change your question to "what's your probable cause for detaining me?"

Other things you could...fuck that...other things you should say:

"Can we wrap this up, Smokey? I've got better places to be, better people to be with and better things to do."

"We're in South Florida. Right now a crack dealer is chainsawing someone in half. Don't you have something better to be doing with your time? I dunno, like maybe making the streets safe for good kids like me??"

"May I have a pen and piece of paper? I'd like to write your name, badge number and precinct down so I can give it to my mom when I get home and tell her everything that's happened thusfar."

If you haven't done anything fucking wrong, you don't need to put up with that fucking shit. Don't fucking be intimidated by that bitchass just because he drives an oinkmobile and has a fucking badge. Fuck that. Ain't shit behind that badge but a bitch. A pig is just a person like you and me, and never...NEVER again in your life should you just go along with whatever they tell you just because they're a pig.

Fuck that shit dawg. Fuck that. Next time a pig try to fuck with you...show 'em where you from, cracka. Let the D Town out.

Fuck the police.

Fucking hate cops.

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