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Old 03 Jan 2007, 07:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So today at work, I was tryin' to kill some time before my fuck off time at 3:00 and I hurt myself horseplaying

If you know anything about Cintas, you know they deliver a shitload of uniforms. Well the uniforms are on hangers. In order to move all these uniforms around the building, we have a railing system. Well in addition to the railing system, there are "random" bars...I guess they're for support? I don't really know. Well anyways, I was doing some pullups on one of them, then decided to act like Kobe Bryant, and I raped some white bitch there. No I'm kidding. I was actually acting like I was dunking on the bars. I attempted a 180 into a pullup. On my way up, I hit my right middle knuckle on an empty rail. It busted my knuckle open, and my middle finger hurts like a bitch

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Old 03 Jan 2007, 07:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Back when I worked for this one trucking company on the graveyard shift, me and some other guys would have forklift races or play tinfoil homerun derby.
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I wash dishes at a restaurant.

Glamorous huh?

But no, no real horseplay. too many knives and sharp things like that around.
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There really hasn't been much horseplay at work lately. Its just slow so we dick around more. I'm surprised we're even working 40 hours a week. Everyone else in the company is only working like 4 days a week. I guess my boss figures we're working so far away from the shop we shouldn't expect the big boss to show up.

With my old boss all we did was fuck around. It was great. The best was when we would just drive the van around looking for hot chicks.
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Back when I worked for this one trucking company on the graveyard shift, me and some other guys would have forklift races or play tinfoil homerun derby.
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Ay my last job, the receiving crew worked overnight for two weeks. Well hauling pallets all over a 3+ acre store got to be tiring. There was no managment in there so we would ride the pallet jacks back to the backroom. We didn't have any races, but I thought about it


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I got pretty good maneuvering around corners and even making it come to a slide-stop
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At work we have a long ass hallway that is sort of tilts downward...We would grab and ride the pallet jacks down that hallway. Of course we would crash into empty boxes and shit...

One time we set up a bunch of empty boxes at the end of the hallway and played bowling. We would ride the pallet jacks and crash into them to see who can knock all 12 boxes down. The manager that was on, is cool as hell and even tried it.. He's waiting for us to do it again.
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back when I was a bagger at Meijer, we used to have races thru the store on the electric wheel chairs...when I became a cashier/trainer I started screwin my girlfriend on the company dime....so we were both gettin paid. We were both whores

at biggs, we used to have produce wars....we'd try and peg each other upside the head with various citrus fruit

Dave and Buster's I played 2 hand touch football in the midway

Suncoast, I nailed my girlfriend and the mall security chick in the back room
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Kroger we played kickball in the store, had ice ball wars, water fights, and I nailed my girl in the CBT room

one of my hotel jobs, I would put up the no vacancy sign and go back and watch tv in one of the rooms....a couple times my manager would bring up some beer and some chicks and we'd party...it was 3rd shift so no one cared

I don't take many of my jobs seriously...

most of them are a collection of potential charges to be brought against me
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When I was a stock boy at this shitty discount womens clothing store, we used to fuck off in the stock room and bet on who could get the hanger into the hanger box from the farthest away lol.
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o yeah...at Toys R us, we used to take boxes and ride them down the conveyer to the basement( I actually got "encouraged to quit" for that) and we bought a whole bunch of Elmo dolls when they first came out, and sold them outseide the store from a coworkers car
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Oh shit, I almost forgot about the job I had before my last job and something I did

The store was dead as fuck, so the manager on duty and I decided it'd be fun to set up a bunch of empty boxes, and jump into them from a ladder. I think it was like a six foot ladder, but when you actually get up near the top, it looks a whole lot higher than six feet. The cashier on duty was all the way up front and heard us That shit was cool as hell
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My work place is very conservative.....very....so....no..
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When I worked in the frozen/dairy department at the grocery store we'd put a box of eggs in the freezer and then when work got slow we'd play hockey with frozen eggs. That, or just hurl them at the new guys.
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I horseplay all the time at my job. I would've either quit or gone insane a long time ago if I didn't have people to goof off with. The best way I can desrcibe what goes on at work is to direct you all to Dane Cook's "BK Lounge" skit and a copy of Clerks 2.
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Co sign. It's pretty button up where I work. It's the first place I've been afraid to say 'gay' out loud in.

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