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Old 29 Dec 2006, 06:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I almost sharted on myself at work yesterday...

So for the past few weeks I guess, I've been having a bunch of gas in the morning. I usually let em rip cuz there's no one around me most of the time, the area is huge so there's plenty of space for it to dissipate, and the place isn't the freshest smelling place in the world as it is

Anyways, I was like, " Gotta fart" so I let it go.

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Old 29 Dec 2006, 06:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 06:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 06:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think I head about this news, it was a news alert on my cell phone.
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Came close a time or two but never actually sharted...

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No, I can't say that I have. I have puked all over an entire dinner table before though, all from one single green pea...
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Ugh.. I do that sometimes.

What sucks is when I don't notice that I have sharted on myself. I would think it was just a regular fart but nope, alittle while later I get an itchy asshole and when I finish scratchin' my ass, I lift my fingers up and I smell the shit...I look and I'm like : Yea so it sucks...
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Ugh.. I do that sometimes.

What sucks is when I don't notice that I have sharted on myself. I would think it was just a regular fart but nope, alittle while later I get an itchy asshole and when I finish scratchin' my ass, I lift my fingers up and I smell the shit...I look and I'm like : Yea so it sucks...
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So for the past few weeks I guess, I've been having a bunch of gas in the morning. I usually let em rip cuz there's no one around me most of the time, the area is huge so there's plenty of space for it to dissipate, and the place isn't the freshest smelling place in the world as it is

Anyways, I was like, " Gotta fart" so I let it go.

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Then I walked briskly to the bathroom and blew it up



Have you ever sharted on yourself or almost sharted on yourself?
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Came close, mainly if i was ill with stomach issues, i.e diarea(sp?), but never actually shit myself.
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