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Old 29 Dec 2006, 04:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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And it was green, as in this sort of green. I don't know what that means, I haven't had any salads or anything lately. Ever poop colors?
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 04:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Disgusting.

I once had green shit. My best guess was that it was in my system for too long. I don't know, I'm not a doctor.

I've had shit that was two different shades of brown. Seriously nasty.

We shouldn't even be talking about this.
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 04:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I shit colors everytime I drink gatorade...especially the grape kind.
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 04:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Had some Pickled Beets once, Drank some of the Juice in the jar, and Pissed Red (Not Blood Red). Never shit green tho.
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 05:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I shit colors everytime I drink gatorade...especially the grape kind.
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 05:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Have you eaten any bud? That can cause green shits.

Any sinus drainage problems? That causes it too.

Or you could have a gall bladder problem. Excess bile in the digestive track can also cause green shit.

If it stays consistently green for a week or so you should probably see a doctor, just in case.
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 05:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Any thread that's titled, "So I just just took a shit", is going to be a good one.

I shat green once when I ate an entire jar of pickles.
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 05:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why, OH DEAR GOD, WHY do these threads keep happening!?
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 06:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I guess because people keep shitting?
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 06:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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My dog took a green shit in my bed yesterday.

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I guess because people keep shitting?
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Old 29 Dec 2006, 07:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My dog took a green shit in my bed yesterday.



Did you rub his nose in it and in a really mean voice say, "BAD DOGGY!! VERY BAD DOGGY!!! NO!! NO!! NO!!"

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Grape Gatorade = green shit

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Old 29 Dec 2006, 07:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Did you rub his nose in it and in a really mean voice say, "BAD DOGGY!! VERY BAD DOGGY!!! NO!! NO!! NO!!"

No, but I did get my brother to lay down in it.
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No, but I did get my brother to lay down in it.
What the fuck?

How old is he and how'd you get him to do that?
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What the fuck?

How old is he and how'd you get him to do that?
13, and I told him that my back hurts and I asked him if he could lay on my bed to see if it was the bed that was causing my "back pains".
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